Wanaume kuweni makini na chini, msichanganye usaha na ute!

[squirtinator]

Habari za jioni.
Nimesikia 'madogo' fulani kituo cha mwendokasi wakati wakisubiri basi nami nikisubiri, nkutokana na kuwa karibu nao kieneo niliweza sikia mazungumzo yao.

Walikuwa wakijisifu baadhi yao kuwa wako vizuri sana ktk foreplay na wanawake.

Walidiriki kusema huwa wanawalowanisha kabisa wanawake kwa kuwachezea na ulimi mpaka wanatoa ute mzito utadhani mkojo.

Nilishikwa na kinyaa nikataka niwaambie hatari wanayokumbana nayo ila nikachuna. Ukweli ni kwamba ute wa mwanamke chini huwa na rangi ya angalau kama ya maji isipokuwa unakuwa mzito kidogo.

Ukiona ute mwingi alafu mweupe kuna hatari unalamba usaha.

Kuweni makini, hata kwenye kugegeda ukiona ute mzito mweupe mwingi kupita kiasi hapo mazee unacheza na usaha tu.

Muwe na uwezo wa kutofautisha usaha na ute, mtaishi maisha marefu laa sivyo magonjwa yatawakuta pia.

 

[funzadume]

Alaa kumbeee

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[pleo]

Aisee

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept a secret between the three of them.

The first pastor said; my problem is money l do steal even from the church offering. Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, infact l have slept with most of the church (female) members.

Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him).

When they asked him to continue, he was still crying, he said my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place everybody will hear all what the two of you have just told me. Please pray for me! The two pastors fainted

 

[Foxhound]

Kumbee! kuzama chumvini ni hobby yangu nitazama kama kawa hata akitoa mapovu[emoji849][emoji849][emoji849]

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[Leonardchama7]

Mkuu kwanza unaujua usaha ,,mkuu usaha unanuka balaa,hivyo acha watu wafurahie uumbaji wake mora

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[E and E]

Mkuu kwanza unaujua usaha ,,mkuu usaha unanuka balaa,hivyo acha watu wafurahie uumbaji wake mora

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Upo usaha usionuka, unasababishwa na fangasi, kwa sehemu zenye joto kali kama Dar karibia kila mwanamke anao, nakupa pole inawezekana umekunywa mwingi sana kama lita kadhaa za maziwa mgando, mtoa mada yuko sahihi kabisa.

 

[moj6]

Upo usaha usionuka, unasababishwa na fangasi, kwa sehemu zenye joto kali kama Dar karibia kila mwanamke anao, nakupa pole inawezekana umekunywa mwingi sana kama lita kadhaa za maziwa mgando, mtoa mada yuko sahihi kabisa.

Ww ni ke?

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[Kennedy]

😋🤩

 

[E and E]

Ww ni ke?

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Me, hoja yako ni ipi?

 

[sosssy]

Kumbe [emoji848]

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Sijafika mwisho ila mkojo sio mzito

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[wingatereza]

Acha ujinga usaha utoke wapi umeambiwa kuna kidonda pale?

 

[Nokia83]

Nina mipango ya kumkaza mtu muda huu mbona mnataka kunitoa kwny reli

 

[hearly]

Three pastors met & agreed to sincerely tell each other their problems which must be kept a secret between the three of them.

The first pastor said; my problem is money l do steal even from the church offering. Please pray for me. The second pastor; mine is women. Whenever l see any woman my desire will be to go to bed with her, infact l have slept with most of the church (female) members.

Turning to the third pastor to hear his problem he started crying (it took his friends some effort to calm him).

When they asked him to continue, he was still crying, he said my problem is gossiping, when we leave this place everybody will hear all what the two of you have just told me. Please pray for me! The two pastors fainted

Hahaa haha haaa .... kwa hiyo mtoa mada ni huyo pastor wa 3 !?

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[hearly]

Acha ujinga usaha utoke wapi umeambiwa kuna kidonda pale?

Hahaaa

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[hearly]

Ptuuu ... hizi topic zenu nyingine dahh wenzenu tuna kula Aise

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[scolastika]

Habari za jioni.
Nimesikia 'madogo' fulani kituo cha mwendokasi wakati wakisubiri basi nami nikisubiri, nkutokana na kuwa karibu nao kieneo niliweza sikia mazungumzo yao.
Walikuwa wakijisifu baadhi yao kuwa wako vizuri sana ktk foreplay na wanawake. Walidiriki kusema huwa wanawalowanisha kabisa wanawake kwa kuwachezea na ulimi mpaka wanatoa ute mzito utadhani mkojo. Nilishikwa na kinyaa nikataka niwaambie hatari wanayokumbana nayo ila nikachuna. Ukweli ni kwamba ute wa mwanamke chini huwa na rangi ya angalau kama ya maji isipokuwa unakuwa mzito kidogo. Ukiona ute mwingi alafu mweupe kuna hatari unalamba usaha.
Kuweni makini, hata kwenye kugegeda ukiona ute mzito mweupe mwingi kupita kiasi hapo mazee unacheza na usaha tu.
Muwe na uwezo wa kutofautisha usaha na ute, mtaishi maisha marefu laa sivyo magonjwa yatawakuta pia.

Wanalamba fangas bhana punguza ukal

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[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Shabiki lialia

 

[scolastika]

Upo usaha usionuka, unasababishwa na fangasi, kwa sehemu zenye joto kali kama Dar karibia kila mwanamke anao, nakupa pole inawezekana umekunywa mwingi sana kama lita kadhaa za maziwa mgando, mtoa mada yuko sahihi kabisa.

Aah bhana so wote wanafangas bwana sema watu bhana bas ingekuwa unamlamba mkeo afadhal ndo kwanza wamabalehe wao wako bize na uvinza jaman kizaz hk

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