Vladmir Putin ni zaidi ya Chuck Norris

[Adharusi]

Huyu mzee anabaka Demokrasia

 

[mossad007]

Putini yuko fiti sana ndo pekee urusi anawezea fani nyingi, kurusha ndege za kivita, kuendesha meli za kivita, vifaru, nyambizi za kivita, magari maalumu ya kurushia makombola na ana uwezo wa kuongea rugha si chini ya sita,kijerumani, kifaransa, kitaliano, kireno, kihispania, kingereza

Meli za Kivita na Nyambizi vinaendeshwaga na mtu mmoja..??
Na haya magar ya makombora unazungumzia makombora gan Bulava, MLRS_100, BM 21, BM_30 SA-6/7, S-300, Tupol au..?? Manake kuendesha haya magar hakuna ufundi ni km kuendesha daladala tu..!! Labda km kuna kitu kipya kimetoka hatujakiskia.

 

[mzaramo]

kishawahi kupigana na nani huyo baba?

 

[Elungata]

kishawahi kupigana na nani huyo baba?

wanasema in a physical fight putin could beat any US politician except Arnold shwzeneger.

 

[donlucchese]

Wanampa tu pengine kama honorary kwa sababu ya cheo chake kisiasa. Hivi wewe unacheza na Chuck Morris kabisa ndugu yangu? Au unamu-judge kupitia maigizo ya picha zake \za sasa ambapo ameshazeeka? Chuck Norris achana naye kabisa ndugu yangu

Hahahah mkuu inaonesha unamkubali sana Chuck

 

[donlucchese]

Putin haingii kwa baba mwita jirani yetu (am kidding). Masta wangu ana dan 1

 

[Makanyaga]

Waambie linapokuja suala la martial art ,Chuck Noris,Billy Blank,Sho Kosugi ,Jet Lee.Bruce ,Cynthia Rothroc,Edie Murphy(Though ana act comedy /drama nyingi)Steven Seagal hawaigizi tu bali wanaishi maisha hayo!

Jean Claude Van damme pia, ila sasa sijui kama style yake na yeye inaitwa Martial Arts. Actually huyu ndiyo namgwaya kuzidi wote hao. Kuna kitu mbaya aliwahi kwafanyia bwana wadogo fulani kwenye HARD TARGET ndiyo nikajua kuwa huyu jamaa siyo binadamu. Kwenye DOUBLE IMPACT pia. Kuna dada mwingine pia ameibuka siku hizi anajulikana kwa jina la action la CAT WOMAN. Huyo nadhani akikutana na Cynthia Rothrock movie yake itakuwa ya kusikitisha!

 

[CHAZA]

Hapa nachosema mimi Medved sio mtu wa Intelijensia period! na ndio alikua Rais wa Russia huyu bwana ni mwanasheria (corporate) na akajajiingiza kwenye siasa huu utaratibu km upo lazima uwe coded bas tuwekee hapa kama ni kwenye katiba au chochote. Vijiwen kuna story nying wanasemaga ata pale ikulu kuna handaki linatokea kigamboni ila hakuna aliyeliona na anakusimulia hivyo anabishana mpka mishipa ya shingo inamtoka...

No, story za kahawa siyo rasmi na kamwe kwa mtu muelewa hawezi kuweka mtandaoni kwa kuwa siyo source ya uhakika ya habari. Ile kumuhusu Putin ni habari ya kweli. Unaweza kugoogle!

 

[Makanyaga]

Russian president Vladimir Putin has been awarded the highest rank in taekwondo, giving him honorary grandmaster status.

It means the president has attained a higher ranking than former US martial artist Chuck Norris. The actor has an eight-degree black belt, while Mr Putin has a ninth-degree.

The president does not practice taekwondo, but holds a black belt in Judo and has been awarded an eighth Dan in the martial art by the International Judo Federation.

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Soma hapa:Vladimir Putin officially tougher than Chuck Norris after being awarded highest rank in Taekwondo | Mail Online

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[h=1]Jean-Claude Van Damme splits between moving Volvo semis, awesomely[/h]

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For more animated GIFs, click above and follow us on Tumblr at yahooautos.tumblr.com.When we look back on history to tell our children about the lost wonders of civilization that they will never enjoy, we must inevitably include the golden epoch of 1988 to 1999, when a Belgian martial-arts expert would chop a film a year into the world's consciousness, all based on his karate talents and unparalleled ability to do the splits.
Jean-Claude Van Damme may not be the film star he once was, but time has not dulled his flexibility - which he demonstrated today with the release of a brief meditation featuring his trademark move between two moving Volvo semi trucks.
Part of Volvo Trucks' "Crazy Stunts With Our Trucks" promotional campaign, this effort was apparently the first time JCVD had attempted his trademark stretch between two semis moving in reverse - and for those who doubt, Volvo maintains there's no computer-generated trickery or reverse filming underway. (That it demonstrates "Volvo Dynamic Steering" more than the awesomeness of the muscles from Brussels can and will be argued by future generations, but do note that the trailer on the semis stay straight while backing up.)
To pull it off, Volvo commandeered a closed airport in Spain and waited for sunrise. Van Damme, being Van Damme, needed only one take to make it work.
I suppose if you're a trucking fleet manager or a private owner-operator of a semi hauler, seeing Van Damme place his blessing via his killer feet upon a machine might sway a purchase order or two. But this means more to Van Damme-ists; if we're ranking this among the all-time great splits, I'd place it ahead of the Timecop fight scene but behind some of the iconic Bloodsport moments, simply because of its more meditative nature. Its power lies in distilling the essence of Van Damme's talents into one minute of Enya-backed entertainment. Look closely, children, for Van Damme is our Van Gogh of groins.

Source:Yahoo!

 

[mathematics]

mbele ya bom, risasi , hakuna mbabe:A S 2152: