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Trump on why he was the right candidate​

"I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney - I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."😁
Des Moines Register, 2/6/15

Trump on John McCain​

"[John McCain is]... not a war hero. He's a war hero - he's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I Like people that weren't captured, OK, I hate to tell you." 😁
Iowa Family Leadership Summit, 18/7/15

Trump on Arianna Huffington​

".@arianahuff is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision." 🤣🤣
Twitter, 28/8/12

Trump on pop culture​

"My favourite part [of Pulp Fiction] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. 'Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: Bitch be cool.' I love those lines."🤣

Trump on women in Hollywood​

"While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct."😁
Twitter, 28/10/12

Trump on self-maintenance​

"I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you've had surgery. I've just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I'm not bragging. I'm just lucky. I don't need it."😁

Playboy, October 2004

Trump on his intelligence​

"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."

Twitter, 9/5/13

Trump on romance​

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

Trump: How To Get Rich, 2004

Trump on egos​

"Show me someone with no ego and I'll show you a big loser."

Trump: How To Get Rich, 2004

Trump on diplomacy​

“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”
Twitter, 2/1/18

mzabzab said:

Una tako kubwa sii nitavunja kiuno changu

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Nimepukutika balaa nipo kimbaumbau,tako chapati,

Juzi nusu nisombwe na upepo.

antimatter said:

Trump on why people would vote for him​

"To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking."

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Trump on September 11th​

"I think I could have stopped it because I have very tough illegal immigration policies, and people aren't coming into this country unless they're vetted and vetted properly."

Hannity, 20/10/15

Trump on border control​

"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."

Campaign launch rally, 15/6/15

antimatter said:

Trump on romance​

"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected."

Trump: How To Get Rich, 2004

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mawardat said:

Nimepukutika balaa nipo kimbaumbau,tako chapati,

Juzi nusu nisombwe na upepo.

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Skonsi limenywea🤣🤣🤣🤣

mzabzab said:

Skonsi limenywea

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Ndiyo,sasa chapati

mawardat said:

Ndiyo,sasa chapati

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