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Shimba ya Buyenze

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Low body count utampata wapi? Does it even matter? [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16][emoji2213][emoji2213][emoji2213]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Kazi ni kazi mtu wangu....

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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Kama ulipiga kura ya hivi siyo vibaya ukiwa na wajukuu sasa [emoji16]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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A very short HAPPY story [emoji3590][emoji3590][emoji3590]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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[emoji15][emoji15][emoji15]

 

Shimba ya Buyenze

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SAGAI GALGANO

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Shimba ya Buyenze said:

A very short story!
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Penye miti hakuna wajenzi

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antimatter

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Heaven Sent said:

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🤣🤣

 

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antimatter

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Heaven Sent said:

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🤣🤣

 

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antimatter

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Heaven Sent said:

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🤣🤣🤣

 

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antimatter

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Scientists says that girls with long eye lashes can see money
in men's pocket 1,5km away from them.
True or false?

 

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antimatter

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Just because I gave a goat a lift and you're calling me a thief?!!
Aren't humans supposed to help animals?

 

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antimatter

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My dear sister, if I go down on my knees and propose to u and u say NO! Upper-cut follows immediately No time for nonsense😊

 

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antimatter

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I want a wife who is a stammerer so that before she can finish saying "Baby I need money", I am already at the office😊

 

Lloyd Munroe

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antimatter

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My girlfriend celebrated her birthday and I asked her what
does she want. She replied that she wanted something that will last the whole of 2022. So I bought her a 2022 calendar. Now I'm calling her and she is not picking my calls. I don't know why🙄

 

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antimatter

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Boy and girl​

Boy: Hi!
Girl: What?
Boy: How are you?
Girl: Do I know you?
Boy: Am RICH
Girl: Oh! My name is Mary but
you can call me BABY, Am 19
and I stay at Sinza.. I love
short dark men like you and am
glad to meet you. So when are
we going out?
Boy: No! No! No! Rich is my
name. It's the short form of
Richard
Girl: Sorry I don't talk to
strangers 🙄

 

amadala

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Shimba ya Buyenze

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amadala said:

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Na ya Stacy pia [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]

 

amadala

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Shimba ya Buyenze said:

Na ya Stacy pia [emoji16][emoji16][emoji16]
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Ngoma droo🤣🤣