My girlfriend celebrated her birthday and I asked her what
does she want. She replied that she wanted something that will last the whole of 2022. So I bought her a 2022 calendar. Now I'm calling her and she is not picking my calls. I don't know why🙄
Boy: Hi! Girl: What? Boy: How are you? Girl: Do I know you? Boy: Am RICH Girl: Oh! My name is Mary but
you can call me BABY, Am 19
and I stay at Sinza.. I love
short dark men like you and am
glad to meet you. So when are
we going out? Boy: No! No! No! Rich is my
name. It's the short form of
Richard Girl: Sorry I don't talk to
strangers 🙄