Vituko mitandaoni. Tupia chako

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

Ili kukimbizana na umri kuanzia wiki ijayo naanza kutongoza wanaume

Hakika kilometa zimesonga, usoni make ups hazikai tena na komwe la uzee limeanza kuonekana. Mikunjo ya uzee napambana nayo kwa kuiziba na vipodozi lkn wapi. Nyonga zimeanza kukakamaa lkn mpk leo sina mtu ninayemwita mume wangu. Menopause bado muongo mmoja na ushee ijenge kambi kwangu. Sasa...

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Naomba mawasiliano

QueenDeby said:

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Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

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Ila watunzi wa zamani visa vyao vilivutia sana kusoma

buffalo44 said:

Wale masingo shauri zenu.
Anyway usikute demu au mke ana gubu

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Kuishi Mara 5!? 40*5=200 does it make sense!???

Mshana Jr said:

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Sir Midabwada said:

Kuishi Mara 5!? 40*5=200 does it make sense!???

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Itakua life expectancy mzee.

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

Dah!

They are neither old nor tired. Ndo kwanza nyodo kibao

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eti...walau angesema 1980 - 1989

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

This is the most dangerous part of the flight...roho mkononi

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Msukuma unipandishe ndege siku moja mwenzio nitakufa bila kuonja n

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

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Kalala kwenye minyasi hata haogopi nyoka, wanaume mtakuja kufa na hizo mbususu

rukia16 said:

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Nilitaka niitupie kwenye Dustin nikaamua kuacha tu

Taavid said:

kipindi tupo shule kuna siku tulikuwa na kikao na headmaster akawa analalamika kuhusu utoro, kuna dogo mmoja alikuwa mkorofi sana mwalimu palepale akamlipua "nawew ***** hivi unajua baba ako ameomba kuleta magunia ya mahindi kama sehemu ya ada?! Sasa we endelea kucheza"

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Yani ilo dongo likikufikia ni balaa. Unaweza kuchekwa na wanaokuzunguka pale pale

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

Simu ni janga la mahusiano!

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acha kabisa. Lakini Mimi sitakoma

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

#KuchapiwaHakuepukiki
#KitandaHakizaiHaramu
#Kuchapiwanisiriyandani

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Kunaepukika bhana.

Ivyblue said:

hata kama ndo unitangazie kuwa nmelipiwa ada kwa njia ya maparachichi,

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utajua hujui. Darasa Zima linageuka kukutazama wewe

Shimba Ya Buyenze said:

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itabidi akae ajitafakari mara mbili mbili

ZIJUE FAIDA ZA KUFANYA MAPENZI;
1 Kulinda mwili zidi ya magonjwa ya Moto.
2 Hupunguza msongo wa mawazo.
3Kufanya mapenzi kuneta urembo kwa mwanamke .
4.Huongeza uwezo wa kunusa.
5 Hupunguza uzito na kufanya mtu kuwa na afya njema.
6Huongeza Hali yakujiamini.

HIZO NI BAADHI TU ZIPO NYINGI SANA.
NB;JITAHIDI ANGALAU KWA MWEZI MALA MOJA KWA WALE WENYE WAPENZI

Tamu kama kanyama kabichi