Vita ya twitter kt ya Nigeria na Kenya ni vunja mbavu

[Ab-Titchaz]

Harambee Stars mistreated by Nigerians

Kenya national football team Harambee Stars received a cold treatment by the Nigeria Football Federation ahead of the Saturday's 2014 World Cup qualification match in Calabar, Cross River State.

According to Goal.com, the team has not been given security and proper training grounds.

Harambee Stars is training at a school that has no proper sports ground (see pictures below).

Harambee Stars mistreatment in Lagos, Nigeria after arriving to face theSuper Eagles in a World Cup qualifier on Saturday. [Photo: Goal.com: Lolade Adewuyi]


Standard Digital News - Kenya : Sports : Harambee Stars mistreated by Nigerians

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Idimi, Belo, Manda, Balantanda

Mnaona hii maneno wakuu?

 

[Belo]

Idimi, Belo, Manda, Balantanda Mnaona hii maneno wakuu?

Wakija Nairobi mlipize kisasi Miafrika ndivyo tulivyo

 

[Ab-Titchaz]

Kenyans, Nigerians wage tweet-war ahead of fixture

Harambee Stars coach Adel Amrouche talks to players during a training session at the Calabar State University grounds on March 21, 2013. PHOTO / ODINDO AYIEKO

By ALPHONCE SHIUNDU ashiundu@ke.nationmedia.com
Posted Thursday, March 21 2013 at 22:00

Kenyans and Nigerians taunted each other on twitter following reports that Kenya's Harambee Stars had been denied a proper training ground and forced to train on a grassless compound of what looked like an abandoned school in Lagos.

Kenyan Sports journalist Odindo Ayieko posted pictures on Facebook showing the Kenyan footballers doing a jog around classrooms of a school he identified as "Ajao Estate Primary School in Lagos".

"With the conditions I saw Harambee Stars training today; I think Nigerians are out to frustrate the boys," wrote Mr Ayieko on his account.

"Nigerians decide to take their match with Harambee Stars to Calabar, 800 kilometers from Lagos yet they do not have connecting flights to the town nor roads.....Stars holed up in Lagos...," he added in the Wednesday night update.

When the Kenyans on Twitter woke up on Thursday and saw what their national team had been reduced to, they unleashed their belligerence through a hashtag #SomeoneTellNigeria in which they protested about the way the Harambee Stars had been treated.

The Kenyan online army went ahead to tell Nigerians that they ought to show a little bit of respect to the Kenyans. They then had fun trying to tell off Nigerians – the way football fans from opposing camps would tell off and taunt each other. Only that this time, it was from art, politics, sport and the lifestyle of Nigerians.

"#SomeoneTellNigeria its only in their movies where one is shot in the head and bleeds on the leg" wrote Mox Mokaya via his account MOXizme.

The Kenyans on Twitter even tweeted pictures –funny pictures that have been doing rounds on the internet-but with altered captions to fit the spat with their Nigerian counterparts.

There was one where a person had a coin stuck in the ear, and the caption read that it is a "Nigerian listening to (US rapper) 50 Cents."

" #SomeoneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle," tweeted Julius Seizure via his account mayore.

P-Square is a Nigerian music duo, whose songs Yoriyori took the Kenyan airwaves by storm a couple of years back.

Politics was also not left out of the equation.

Kahuna Papito via kahuna_kahuna said: "#SomeoneTellNigeria We have a sitting President, a President in waiting, a President in hoping and Prezzo. Whadya have? Luck? Goodluck?"


"#SomeoneTellNigeria that for one to be President in Kenya, he needs 50 per cent plus one of the votes cast, but to be President in Nigeria, you just need #Goodluck..." another tweeted.

The Nigerian movies, usually derided as being popular with Kenyan housegirls and watchmen, were not spared either. The Kenyan online army asked the Nigerians to "please treat Harambee Stars the way our housegirls treat the Nigerian movies".

Myke via Mykeizme added: " #SomeoneTellNigeria Its only in naija where tomato sauce is used in movies as blood. Kenyans use tomato sauce on chips."

" #SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a woman puts poison in her husbands food. And then taste it to know if it's enough, without her dying."

With no response Josphat via Bluesoldier8_ tweeted: "If they are not responding to these tweets just excuse them it's difficult to tweet riding an okada oga ou.#SomeoneTellNigeria".

Okada is how Nigerians call motorbikes.

Nick Thiong'o took a swipe at the Nigerian accent with a clever jibe for the Nigerian government to "invest 90 per cent of their budget in speech therapy".


Nigerians too came up with #SomeoneTellKenya. They had to remind Kenyans that "twitter is a place for fun, and not a place for queen's English, because Nigeria has the best writers in the world".

"#SomeoneTellKenya you know all our Nigerian stars, your TV stations show our movies, but we don't even know where you are on the map."


"#SomeoneTellKenya Nigerians make people trend..they should enjoy the first cyber recognition in their history" tweeted abooh_Sirdeeq.

Phoenix Dada via (@DOlusegun added: "The Kenyans trended in Lagos today. That's as close to civilization as most of them will ever get. #SomeoneTellKenya"


And from the stories of hunger in East Africa, and the prowess of Kenyans in long distance races, the Nigerians coined a jibe: " #SomeoneTellKenya no matter how far Kenyans run, they can't run away from HUNGER."...:yo:


It was just a perfect build-up for the match between Nigeria and Kenya at Calabar.

Kenyans, Nigerians wage tweet-war ahead of fixture - Football - nation.co.ke

 

[Idimi]

Idimi, Belo, Manda, Balantanda

Mnaona hii maneno wakuu?

Mkuu,
Fitina za namna hiyo ni common sana Afrika. Timu ya Simba ya Tanzania wamechezewa rafu za namna hiyo mara kadhaa kule Misri. Hali kadhalika timu yetu ya taifa ililazwa uwanja wa ndege kule Sudan baada ya kukosa mwenyeji wa kuwapokea. Ni tactic za kipumbavu za kuwaua wapinzani kisaikolojia! Poleni sana Harambee Stars.

 

[bagamoyo]

Duh, Harambee Stars kama wako mitaa ya kitongoji cha 'Pumwani' 'Nairobi' jijini Lagos!

Changamoto hiyo ilete hasira mshinde kwa mabao mengi ugenini.

 

[DzeFF]

Kenyan football fans took to social media on
Thursday to protest after reports that Harambee
Stars had received a less than warm welcome on
their arrival in Lagos ahead of Saturday's World
Cup qualifier.
Hash-tags #SomeonetellNigeria and #
SomeonetellKenya set worldwide trends on twitter
as Kenyans took to the platform to protest the
apparent treatment of their team that was forced
to hold its training session at Ajao Estate Primary
School on Wednesday.
Not to be left behind, their Nigerian counterparts
soon mounted huge defence of their country with
the topic dominating.
Below are some of the tweets;
#SomeoneTellNigeria Only in their movies a
woman puts poison in her husbands food. And
then taste it to know if its enough, without her
dying.
?@mcfiss #SomeoneTellNigeria we are having
trouble understanding their tweets Is that
supposed to be english.must be all that fufu in
their mouth!
DoPestChiQa: #SomeoneTellNigeria their football
player's name Kanu is a political party's name in
Kenya!
“@Bennsly: #SomeoneTellNigeria when all this is
over please tell us (defender Taye) Taiwo’s age .
Hear he is 6 years younger than his twin brother”
FARAH_Inc #SomeoneTellNigeria its only in
nigerian movies when one is shot in the leg,it
doesnt matter the head will still be bandaged.
“@JMOxQ_: #SomeoneTellNigeria It is Only in
their ‘movies’ that a 35 year old Lady will play the
role of a primary school girl.”
“@mayore_: #SomeOneTellNigeria We can
disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-
Triangle”
“@saints_vj: #SomeOneTellNigeria we use P-
Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap
accent & poor grammar.”
“@Sewe450: #SomeoneTellNigeria we can throw
stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of
Nation Trophy”
“@peterserem #SomeonetellNigeria A ghost is not
Supposed to look Left Right Left while crossing the
road.”
“@Kisenyajesse #someonetellnigeria we are
disappointed by the way they’re treating
Harambee. Next time they come here, come with
your own airport to land”
“@PapitoTito #someonetellnigeria Naija Night is
officially Cancelled! No Petition!”
“@mungaipaul1 #KOT is feasting on nigeria!AND
our strongholds are not yet!these are just
provisional results KENYA 10-0 NIGERIA #
SomeoneTellNigeria”
“@KingMwal: #SomeoneTellNigeria to treat our
players the way our househelps treat their
movies.”
@Ractive_kwamby: Kenyan women wear weaves
to enhance beauty,nigerian (wo)men wear weaves
to confirm their gender
"@bar_zini: Drrryyyyy »»»»»»»»»»»»»> IGABAntu: #
SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to
P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle"
Kenyans protest Stars' treatment on Twitter

 

[DzeFF]

Kenyan football fans took to social media on
Thursday to protest after reports that Harambee
Stars had received a less than warm welcome on
their arrival in Lagos ahead of Saturday's World
Cup qualifier.
Hash-tags [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] and #
SomeonetellKenya set worldwide trends on twitter
as Kenyans took to the platform to protest the
apparent treatment of their team that was forced
to hold its training session at Ajao Estate Primary
School on Wednesday.
Not to be left behind, their Nigerian counterparts
soon mounted huge defence of their country with
the topic dominating.
Below are some of the tweets;
[URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] Only in their movies a
woman puts poison in her husbands food. And
then taste it to know if its enough, without her
dying.
?@mcfiss [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] we are having
trouble understanding their tweets Is that
supposed to be english.must be all that fufu in
their mouth!
DoPestChiQa: [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] their football
player's name Kanu is a political party's name in
Kenya!
“@Bennsly: [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] when all this is
over please tell us (defender Taye) Taiwo’s age .
Hear he is 6 years younger than his twin brother”
FARAH_Inc [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] its only in
nigerian movies when one is shot in the leg,it
doesnt matter the head will still be bandaged.
“@JMOxQ_: [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] It is Only in
their ‘movies’ that a 35 year old Lady will play the
role of a primary school girl.”
“@mayore_: [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] We can
disfigure P-Square to P-Rectangle or even P-
Triangle”
“@saints_vj: [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] we use P-
Spuare music in our schools to warn kids of cheap
accent & poor grammar.”
“@Sewe450: [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] we can throw
stones from Kenya and break that African Cup of
Nation Trophy”
“@peterserem [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] A ghost is not
Supposed to look Left Right Left while crossing the
road.”
“@Kisenyajesse [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] we are
disappointed by the way they’re treating
Harambee. Next time they come here, come with
your own airport to land”
“@PapitoTito [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] Naija Night is
officially Cancelled! No Petition!”
“@mungaipaul1 #KOT is feasting on nigeria!AND
our strongholds are not yet!these are just
provisional results KENYA 10-0 NIGERIA #
SomeoneTellNigeria”
“@KingMwal: [URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeoneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=SomeOneTellNigeria][URL=https://www.jamiiforums.com/usertag.php?do=list&action=hash&hash=someonetellnigeria]#someonetellnigeria [/URL] [/URL] [/URL] to treat our
players the way our househelps treat their
movies.”
@Ractive_kwamby: Kenyan women wear weaves
to enhance beauty,nigerian (wo)men wear weaves
to confirm their gender
"@bar_zini: Drrryyyyy »»»»»»»»»»»»»> IGABAntu: #
SomeOneTellNigeria We can disfigure P-Square to
P-Rectangle or even P-Triangle"
Kenyans protest Stars' treatment on Twitter

 

[ChiefmTz]

Sijui ingekuwa ni wabongo, sijui wange react vipi.

 

[Nairoberry]

kenya fully destroys naija goons on twitter. Kenya is an african twitter super power

 

[Dhuks]

Lol, nigerians wear weaves to confirm their gender! Some guys are real crazy.

 

[Billie Jean]

Kenya vs Nigeria Twitter battle!

There is a Twitter war aka "Tweef" going on between Nigerians and Kenyans. This beef started when some Kenyans created the hashtag #SomeoneTellNigeria after alleged mistreatment of Kenyan footballers ''Harambee Stars'' in Lagos, Nigeria. Well, Nigerians fired back with #SomeoneTellKenya harshtag. Thousands of tweets have been posted on this "Tweef," which is still going strong.

So freaking funny! some of the jabs from both sides here

 

[andate]

Wakenya wameua

 

[John W. Mlacha]

hahaha this real funny

 

[cacasi]

wakenya noma

 

[24th DECEMBER]

Hahahahhahaaaaa

 

[kyanaKyoMuhaya]

This is embarrassing their mothers and sisters; and the cause of the curse they are facing. Yah! I have spoken.

 

[solution]

hahaha this real funny

Indeed funny to know what rules human minds ...

 

[Globu]

Duh!! Bab kubwa.

 

[Mkereketwa_Huyu]

Nigerians are just useless. Si wanawake si wanaume, kwangu hawanishitui hata kidogo. Their women (98.9%) of them look like men and are aggressive towards men kwa sababu wanaogopa kuachwa kwenye mataa.