Valentine Day: Wasio na wapenzi watafanya nini?

[Mzigua90]

Hivi wale wasiokua na wapenzi kama mimi siku ya Valentine tutakua tunafanya nini. Natamani ningekua na mtu sehemu tule tunywe halafu tuende sehemu mbali beach tukae tuongee tudanganyane tuambiane tunapendana.

Usingle kazi sana.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Hivi wale wasiokua na wapenzi kama mimi siku ya Valentine tutakua tunafanya nini. Natamani ningekua na mtu sehemu tule tunywe halafu tuende sehemu mbaaali beach tukae tuongee tudanganyane tuambiane tunapendana. Usingle kazi sana.

Weee si umeshanikubali kule kwenye pm kwamba nikuhonge magunia 50 ya mahindi ndio nikuoe? Unatafuta nini tena huku?

 

[Mzigua90]

Weee si umeshanikubali kule kwenye pm kwamba nikuhonge magunia 50 ya mahindi ndio nikuoe? Unatafuta nini tena huku?

Nimesahau bby. Basi nimefuta kauli.

 

[- kANA -]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is a "no man's territory".

And it's an invitation to a treaty!

 

[Perfectz]

LEO HUNA MTU???!!!!!NGOJA NILEJEE POST ZAKO ZA NYUMA..
HAUCHELEWI NA WEWE KUSEMA NI BIKRA KAMA MWENZIO Miss Natafuta

 

[Mr Cu]

Hivi wale wasiokua na wapenzi kama mimi siku ya Valentine tutakua tunafanya nini. Natamani ningekua na mtu sehemu tule tunywe halafu tuende sehemu mbaaali beach tukae tuongee tudanganyane tuambiane tunapendana. Usingle kazi sana.

Ooohhh, pole me mwenzio me mwenzio me mwenzio me mwenzio me mwenzio.....nanananana..........mimi sina ntu....

 

[Mr Cu]

LEO HUNA MTU???!!!!!NGOJA NILEJEE POST ZAKO ZA NYUMA..
HAUCHELEWI NA WEWE KUSEMA NI BIKRA KAMA MWENZIO Miss Natafuta

Jf kaa pori mkuuu

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nimesahau bby. Basi nimefuta kauli.

Basi ntakuletea Na magunia matano ya maharage

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nimesahau bby. Basi nimefuta kauli.

Basi ntakuletea Na magunia matano ya maharage

 

[Smart911]

Weka bandiko watajaa wengi sana kaa...


Cc: mahondaw

 

[juvenile davis]

Na wewe kwa nini unakuwa single ilihali we ni mzma na sio maiti?? Yaani nikifa nizikwe nikiwa single na hata nikiwa hai pia niishi single?? Kisa na mkasa?? Hiyo ni dhambi kubwa sana unafanya ni bora tu utafute bwana,wanaume mbona tupo wengi sana??

 

[Ambilikisye anna]

Hivi wale wasiokua na wapenzi kama mimi siku ya Valentine tutakua tunafanya nini. Natamani ningekua na mtu sehemu tule tunywe halafu tuende sehemu mbaaali beach tukae tuongee tudanganyane tuambiane tunapendana. Usingle kazi sana.

Mzigua mungu anakuona ujue!!

 

[Mzigua90]

Ladies and gentlemen, here is a "no man's territory".

And it's an invitation to a treaty!

Hahahahaaaaaa..

 

[Mzigua90]

LEO HUNA MTU???!!!!!NGOJA NILEJEE POST ZAKO ZA NYUMA..
HAUCHELEWI NA WEWE KUSEMA NI BIKRA KAMA MWENZIO Miss Natafuta

Haki nikisema bikra nipigeni mawe maana ntajua nimedanganya sana. Labda bikra ya upande ule.

 

[Mzigua90]

Ooohhh, pole me mwenzio me mwenzio me mwenzio me mwenzio me mwenzio.....nanananana..........mimi sina ntu....

Basi tue wote tu.

 

[madia madia]

Hivi wale wasiokua na wapenzi kama mimi siku ya Valentine tutakua tunafanya nini. Natamani ningekua na mtu sehemu tule tunywe halafu tuende sehemu mbaaali beach tukae tuongee tudanganyane tuambiane tunapendana. Usingle kazi sana.

Acha uongo mzigua. Wewe ukose kuwa na valentine wako! Sio kweli

 

[wamaukweli]

LEO HUNA MTU???!!!!!NGOJA NILEJEE POST ZAKO ZA NYUMA..
HAUCHELEWI NA WEWE KUSEMA NI BIKRA KAMA MWENZIO Miss Natafuta

Duuhhh unataka kufukua makaburi??

 

[madia madia]

Nimesahau bby. Basi nimefuta kauli.

Hapo sawa Du! Watu wangemiminika hadi ukimbie

 

[Mzigua90]

Basi ntakuletea Na magunia matano ya maharage

Ndo maana nakupenda bby.

 

[Mzigua90]

Weka bandiko watajaa wengi sana kaa...


Cc: mahondaw

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