SINYORITA: "Yaar Sipwa, last year the name-plate outside your house read Sipwa Singh, B.A.
This year it reads Sipwa Singh, M.A. When did you finish your Masters Degree?"
Sipwa Singh: "You don't understand. Last year my wife died, I put B.A. to indicate Bachelor Again. Then I took a second wife, So M.A. is Married Again."