USHAURI WA BURE:acheni ''WIVU'' kwenye ''MIPANGO YA KANDO''

[Teamo]

nimeweka malalamiko yangu hapa baada ya kuona deus wa kingstaa ANANIONEA WIVU.....!

najiuliza wivu unakujaje wakati ana mke na watoto?

nimepaniki....!

 

[Asprin]

nimeweka malalamiko yangu hapa baada ya kuona deus wa kingstaa ANANIONEA WIVU.....!

najiuliza wivu unakujaje wakati ana mke na watoto?

Huyo Deus yuko humu apate ujumbe???

Nimjibie?

 

[Teamo]

Huyo Deus yuko humu apate ujumbe???

ukweli siwezi jua kama yupo au la....!ingawa anatumia blakbeli kusurf....!

nimeamua kutoa kile kilichopo moyoni baada ya kuona roho yangu inahangaika....!

inakuaje anionee wivu?

YULE SI WAKE...WALA SI WANGU!...MIMI NINA WANGU NYUMBANI...YEYE ANA WAKE NYUMBANI....!kwanin wivu?

 

[Askofu]

Kwani lazima muwe na mipango ya kando?
Mngemaliza mambo yenu kabla hamjaoa/kuolewa.
Wivu hauzuiliki iwapo mnashare hisia.

Asante dada Husninyo, hili swali ni la msingi sana

 

[Desidii]

Nimjibie?

Mjibie tu lakini make sure sio wewe kwa kinyume chake

 

[Desidii]

ukweli siwezi jua kama yupo au la....!ingawa anatumia blakbeli kusurf....!

nimeamua kutoa kile kilichopo moyoni baada ya kuona roho yangu inahangaika....!

inakuaje anionee wivu?

YULE SI WAKE...WALA SI WANGU!...MIMI NINA WANGU NYUMBANI...YEYE ANA WAKE NYUMBANI....!kwanin wivu?

Chuki ya nini kati yake wewe na yeye nasema "HANA MAKOSA EEHHH BWANA NASEMA HANA MAKOSA EEEHHH BWANA"

 

[Askofu]

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?" ........Askofu, JF Mkuranga

Kwaresma inaanza Jumatano jamani, msiache kufunga na kusali Mungu awaepusha na hiyo Mipango ya Kando

 

[Desidii]

nimepaniki....!

Pole cool down the temper!!!!

 

[Kimey]

Asante dada Husninyo, hili swali ni la msingi sana

Ungeruhusiwa kuoa wewe ungekua na Mpango wa kando!!
Kwa sasa nakosa jina la kuwaita hao ulio nao! lol

 

[Dreamliner]

Ikimbieni ZINAA!!

 

[Dreamliner]

Seventy YEARS is all we have, eighty years if we're strong: yet all they bring us is TROUBLE and SORROW; LIFE is SOON OVER, and we're gone.

 

[Teamo]

Seventy YEARS is all we have, eighty years if we're strong: yet all they bring us is TROUBLE and SORROW; LIFE is SOON OVER, and we're gone.

mkuu kimya sana siku hizi...!

najiandaa kuikimbia zinaa mkuu

 

[Husninyo]

Asante dada Husninyo, hili swali ni la msingi sana

utaona watakavyolikwepa kwepa.

 

[Asprin]

mkuu kimya sana siku hizi...!

najiandaa kuikimbia zinaa mkuu

Ukitaka kuikimbia zinaa, kamchukulie Deusi crap yake ajue. Akikutwanga makonde na kupukuchua meno kadhaa hutarudia tena.

BTW zinaa inakimbiwaje?

 

[Teamo]

Ukitaka kuikimbia zinaa, kamchukulie Deusi crap yake ajue. Akikutwanga makonde na kupukuchua meno kadhaa hutarudia tena.

BTW zinaa inakimbiwaje?

nasikia boneti nae yupo kwenye mkakati wa kuikimbia zinaa

 

[Askofu]

Ungeruhusiwa kuoa wewe ungekua na Mpango wa kando!!
Kwa sasa nakosa jina la kuwaita hao ulio nao! lol

Mpango wa kando ni dhambi Kimey, ni Uzinzi, Mungu hapendi

 

[Baba_Enock]

Hapa nadhani anaongelewa Jose na Eva!

 

[Desidii]

Ukitaka kuikimbia zinaa, kamchukulie Deusi crap yake ajue. Akikutwanga makonde na kupukuchua meno kadhaa hutarudia tena.

BTW zinaa inakimbiwaje?

Jifunze kuanzia jumatano ya majivu mpaka pasaka

 

[Baba_Enock]

Mpango wa kando ni dhambi Kimey, ni Uzinzi, Mungu hapendi

Sijui dhambi maana yake ni nini? dah!

 

[Kimey]

Sijui dhambi maana yake ni nini? dah!

Bora unisaidie Kyabu.............