Ushauri kwa wadada

[Equation x]

''My daughters if a relationship fails....atleast let him just leave you with a big hole in the heart,with time another man will fill it....but if he leaves you with a big hole down there ....then it is finished...let him just marry you even by force or take him to court because .no man will fill that hole apart from him who drilled it..get this wisdom.. '' Robert Mugabe Hilarious Quotes

Nimejikuta nacheka tu...

 

[Mother Confessor]

Tafsiri basi kwa lugha mama ili sisi wakazi wa pwani ya Africa mashariki na visiwa vyake tupate elewa.

 

[tremendous]

What is this?

 

[Equation x]

Tafsiri basi kwa lugha mama ili sisi wakazi wa pwani ya Africa mashariki na visiwa vyake tupate elewa.

ha ha ha nitapoteza maana,ibaki hivyo hivyo

 

[Hannah]

Uzuri wanaume wanaoacha wapenzi wao 90% wana vibamia, so kashimo katazibwa tuu na wenye nanii zao zilizoshiba.
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[Mother Confessor]

Uzuri wanaume wanaoacha wapenzi wao 90% wana vibamia, so kashimo katazibwa tuu na wenye nanii zao zilizoshiba.
[emoji108][emoji108][emoji108][emoji108][emoji108]

Hahah

 

[Mother Confessor]

ha ha ha nitapoteza maana,ibaki hivyo hivyo

Mwenye maana haambiwi maana buanaa...em nipe maana mie nipate kujua maana yake

 

[Equation x]

Uzuri wanaume wanaoacha wapenzi wao 90% wana vibamia, so kashimo katazibwa tuu na wenye nanii zao zilizoshiba.
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ha ha ha ha

 

[Equation x]

Mwenye maana haambiwi maana buanaa...em nipe maana mie nipate kujua maana yake

Ha ha ha ha ngoja nipate kinywaji kwanza,si unajua leo ni wkend?

 

[Mother Confessor]

Ha ha ha ha ngoja nipate kinywaji kwanza,si unajua leo ni wkend?

Inshaallah..😊😉

 

[Msukumakizazi]

Uzuri wanaume wanaoacha wapenzi wao 90% wana vibamia, so kashimo katazibwa tuu na wenye nanii zao zilizoshiba.
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experience based fact!

 

[Msukumakizazi]

Mwenye maana haambiwi maana buanaa...em nipe maana mie nipate kujua maana yake

Ni bora mwanaume akuachie shimo moyoni litazibwa na mwingine, ila akikuachia shimo kwenye papuchi halizibiki.

 

[Chrismoris]

Uzuri wanaume wanaoacha wapenzi wao 90% wana vibamia, so kashimo katazibwa tuu na wenye nanii zao zilizoshiba.
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Sounds like povuuu...........

 

[Equation x]

''Having dimples doesn't mean you are cute. It simply means your father sperms were weak to form a full face.''Robert Mugabe Hilarious Quotes

ha ha ha sawa

 

[charrote]

''Having dimples doesn't mean you are cute. It simply means your father sperms were weak to form a full face.''Robert Mugabe Hilarious Quotes

ha ha ha sawa

Mh huyu babu naye kiukweli anapenda jigi sana.

 

[Equation x]

Mh huyu babu naye kiukweli anapenda jigi sana.

ha ha ha mkuu wewe hupendi

 

[charrote]

ha ha ha mkuu wewe hupendi

Mimi kwa kiasi,

 

[Equation x]

Mimi kwa kiasi,

ha ha ha utakuwa unapenda haijalishi kiasi au sana

 

[Zuriel_cfc]

''My daughters if a relationship fails....atleast let him just leave you with a big hole in the heart,with time another man will fill it....but if he leaves you with a big hole down there ....then it is finished...let him just marry you even by force or take him to court because .no man will fill that hole apart from him who drilled it..get this wisdom.. '' Robert Mugabe Hilarious Quotes

Nimejikuta nacheka tu...

Ingekuwa k inaweka shimo basi waliozaa wangekuwa na mabwawa,

Hv kuna uume mkubwa kupita kichwa cha mtoto?

 

[Equation x]

Ingekuwa k inaweka shimo basi waliozaa wangekuwa na mabwawa,

Hv kuna uume mkubwa kupita kichwa cha mtoto?

ha ha ha ha ni maoni yake