US, UK tupa kule nimeipenda style ya TZ

[Ok9]

Tanzanian are very romantic.
In US: This is my lovely wife.
In Britain: This is my lovely queen.
In Tz: huyu ndo mama watoto!

WISHES.
When going to work, wife says
In US: have fun at work honey.
In UK: see you later sweetyhrt
In Tz: Chelewa na leo tena utaona'!

APPRECIATION.
When a wife appear smart, husband tells his wife;
In US: U look smart in that new dress swtyhrt.
In UK: I miss to walk with you in that dress my dear.
In TZ: Inaonekana boss ameanza kukutolea macho.... ukitoka na hiyo nguo tafuta kwako!

HANGING OUT.
In US: Dear, I enjoy this walk (walking hand in hand, to bus stop)
In UK: Baby.. it's my turn to drive.
In TZ: Mama Mwita, tangulia nikukute stand.

MOTIVATION.
When a kid fails an exam, the father says,
In US: Sorry dear. But i know u can. Yes you can.
In UK: You can still do better darlin.

In TZ: Pumbav.. Kumbe niliuza ngo'mbe na nikapeleka ng'ombe nyingine shule.!

 

[Ty_Vigilante]

Haaaaaaaaaaah haaaaaaaah...!

 

[data]

Mkubwa uko viti virefu nawe..? Ni kawaida ijumaa MMU kupata all sort of threads.

 

[guasa]

Ndio maisha yetu wife akikupigia simu mara mbili au tatu kwa siku na sms mbili unajistukia na kumwambia wewe sema shida yako najua unataka kunipiga mzinga kumbe mwenzio kaku miss

 

[HIMARS]

Eti nimeuza ngombe na kupeleka mgombe jingine shule.....

 

[Ok9]

Eti nimeuza ngombe na kupeleka mgombe jingine shule.....

sio ngombe wala mgombe.... Sema ng'ombe

 

[Ok9]

Ndio maisha yetu wife akikupigia simu mara mbili au tatu kwa siku na sms mbili unajistukia na kumwambia wewe sema shida yako najua unataka kunipiga mzinga kumbe mwenzio kaku miss

Hahahahaha ipo hivyo...

 

[baloz89]

nimecheka xn....watu ver creative xn yaan....ila ni kwel bongoland ni unique kabsa,romantic yetu mwanzo tu after dat ni kama post ilivo

 

[yuclighty]

hahahaaa aaaaaaaaaah!!