urafiki wa wadada vs urafiki wa wakaka

Red Giant

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nimeichomoa huko cheka na kitime.

WADADA STYLE
MDADA 1: Hello mpenzi mambo
MDADA 2: Niko poa sweety, dah umenikumbuka mamii
MDADA 1: Yaani nimekumiss, nikaona nikupigie nikwambie leo naja kwako
MDADA 2: Dah nitafurahi mno mpenzi, shosti navunja safari zangu zote nakusubiri
MDADA 1: Basi baadae sweety tutaonana...........Akikata simu tu MDADA 2, anamwambia mdogo wake
MDADA 2: Yule Malaya kafosi kuja kunitembelea sijui ana umbeya gani? Au kaishiwa anataka nijee nimnunulie bia za bure, ataula wa chuya halooooo
WAKAKA STYLE
MKAKA 1: We mwendawazimu uko wapi?
MKAKA 2: Hii kali masikini bingwa wa kubip leo umepiga? Mkeo kakuruhusu leo ?
MKAKA 1: Hivi kwanini hujafa watu tule pilau?
MKAKA 2: Kufa sifi na leo nakuja kunywa bia bili yako, haya nikukute wapi?
MKAKA 1: Pale kwenye baa anayonywea baba yako, usipokuja ntashukuru maana hela yangu ina masharti, hakuna kulipia masikini. Alipokata simu tu MKAKA 1 akamwambia mkewe,
MKAKA 1: Yaani huyu jamaa, ni rafiki yangu toka utoto, tukikutana huwa raha sana, ngoja nikamtukane hukohuko bar.
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Asprin

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Hahahah *****. Babu mecheka mpk mepaliwa na Guiness.

Namshukuru Mungu kuniumba Mwanaume.

 

vallentino86

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maanina walah, yan upo sawia kabisaa na hujakosea

 

Bilionea Asigwa

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Dadadeki , mule mule aiseee

 

alexmahone

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Ila kweli urafiki wa wanawake wengi ni wa kinafiki,wanajidai wanapendana sana kumbe usoni tu moyoni hakuna hata chembe ya mapendo.

 

Baba Joseph17

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Wanawake wengi ni wabahiri sana, au kwakuwa pesa yao wanaipata kwa ... Red Giant

 

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COPLO

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mulemule babu

 

Chocs

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Kwa wanawake hakunaga ofa

 

warumi

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Duh brilliant idea n its very true

 

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MWANAKA

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aise mazee umejuaje?
Yaani hujakosea kichaa wangu !!!

 

Kanali G

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Sure sure,no comment.

 

Evelyn Salt

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Naaaam hao ndo wanawake, hutaki unaacha....

 

Eiyer

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Huu ni ukweli mkubwa .....!!!!!!!!!

 

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danymTZ

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kudadadeki we ---- hukosei. mulemule mwanangu

 

mhalisi

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Mada inawakalisha msemo usemao'wanawake hawapendani'