Ukiambiwa unanuka kikwapa utafanyaje? Utakasirika?

[Magehema]

hahaa!usiniambie!

Usikubali kirahisi, unaweza kusingiziwa umekufa wakati upo hai!

 

[Maria Roza]

Duh nitamuomba akanisaidie jinsi ya kujisafisha!

 

[cheusimangala]

hahahahahaha simba mkali na anazaa! sembuse binadamu!

au ndo ile kadege kajanja hunasa ktk tundu bovu!lol

 

[FirstLady1]

Nitamwambia Asante sana dada /kaka nipe nafasi ya kujirekebisha ..ninachohitaji kwako ni upendo wako tu

 

[Akili Kichwani]

au ndo ile kadege kajanja hunasa ktk tundu bovu!lol

yah, hapo sasa umepatia.............. huyo ndo rahisi zaidi kumpata.................. mimi mtu kama uyo, hata wiki mbili hachukui, nitakuwa nimeishampata....................

 

[babukijana]

utajisikiaje akikwambia unanuka mdomo

 

[cheusimangala]

yah, hapo sasa umepatia.............. huyo ndo rahisi zaidi kumpata.................. mimi mtu kama uyo, hata wiki mbili hachukui, nitakuwa nimeishampata....................

hahaa !!zee la kujiamini,my broda akili kichwani.

 

[mchajikobe]

Mimi nitaendelea kuongea nae,na nitanunua perfume za kumvutia,akiingia line tuu,siku ya kwenda ku doo,nitafanya zile pre- match alafu akisha kuwatayari kutendwa nami nitamwambia kuwa duu bibie Ndunandu yako inanuka sana tuahirishe mpaka siku itakapo nukia!!

 

[bht]

jamani mnavunja mbavu zangu nyie vijana!sasa akisema bado unanuka je!hahaa lol!

Cheusi dawa ya kwapa ndimu tu................

 

[Pape]

au ndo ile kadege kajanja hunasa ktk tundu bovu!lol

haswa!

utajisikiaje akikwambia unanuka mdomo

hii nayo kali! nitamwambia nina meno ya dhahabu (njano)

 

[Pape]

Cheusi dawa ya kwapa ndimu tu................

hehehehehehehehe jamaniiiii

nitafanya zile pre- match alafu akisha kuwatayari kutendwa nami nitamwambia kuwa duu bibie Ndunandu yako inanuka sana tuahirishe mpaka siku itakapo nukia!!

hii utakuwa umemkomesha!

 

[bht]

yah, hapo sasa umepatia.............. huyo ndo rahisi zaidi kumpata.................. mimi mtu kama uyo, hata wiki mbili hachukui, nitakuwa nimeishampata....................

hahaaaa
ngoja kwanza nicheke shem, its been long!!!!

 

[bht]

hehehehehehehehe jamaniiiii

Pape mi sitanii nipo serious kabisa kabisa hata ikiwezekana nipeleke muhimbili

 

[bht]

Mimi nitaendelea kuongea nae,na nitanunua perfume za kumvutia,akiingia line tuu,siku ya kwenda ku doo,nitafanya zile pre- match alafu akisha kuwatayari kutendwa nami nitamwambia kuwa duu bibie Ndunandu yako inanuka sana tuahirishe mpaka siku itakapo nukia!!

sasa unamkomoa wakti mwenzio alikwambia na roho safi tu jamani...

 

[mchajikobe]

sasa unamkomoa wakti mwenzio alikwambia na roho safi tu jamani...

Huyu hakuniambia kwa roho safi,umeshaambiwa kuwa kwa maringo anatoa kauli hiyo,nami kwa dharau na kejeli nitampa kauli hiyo,natumai utanielewa tuu!!

 

[bht]

Huyu hakuniambia kwa roho safi,umeshaambiwa kuwa kwa maringo anatoa kauli hiyo,nami kwa dharau na kejeli nitampa kauli hiyo,natumai utanielewa tuu!!

hahaaa dah yaani utampa mtihani mbaya sana........

 

[Kigogo]

mi ntafurahi next time ntajipulizia David Off cool water mwenyewe ataniambia mmh unanukia vizuriii

 

[Pape]

mi ntafurahi next time ntajipulizia David Off cool water mwenyewe ataniambia mmh unanukia vizuriii

Babu nae hahaha!

 

[WomanOfSubstance]

nitafurahi sana kwani nitakuwa na uhakika wa kumpata 100%.............. kwani kwa uzoefu w\angu, huyu ndiye rahisi zaidi kumpata............ hahaha................ wanosema watajisikia vibaya mna tatizo inferiority complex...............

u must be kidn right?

 

[Akili Kichwani]

u must be kidn right?

i am seriou ....... unajua ubwabwa ukipinduliwa..... aimeen ukigeuzwa chunguni ndio unakuwa mtamu na unaiva haraka............ kauli nyingine unaziona mbaya lakini ni passion tosha................. unajua akiniambia hivyo day 1, day 2 ninaingia hivi: "............nimekuja tena dia bana kikwapa changu unajua unakiweza wewe tu hapa mjini....... hahah.... hakuna mwingine......." yatakayoendelea hapo............ subiri jibu baada ya wiki moja ama mbili hivi.............. hahah.......... tunacheza na saikolojia tu mpendwa..............

tena ukitaka asichukue raundi achana kabisa na mpango wa utumia hayo ma deodorant........... ifike mahali hicho kikwapa akichukulie kama identity yako.......... akikuzimia atakuwa na wivu huyoo.............. hahah.....................