Types of Women

[Kongosho]

He he he he he, ngoja nimrambishe mtu aje akusimulie.

gfsonwin! Hapa umegonga like ya nini? Kongosho sio mtamu ki viiile, bana! Nina ushahidi

Bazazi ni Bazazi!

 

[Bazazi]

Unamaanisha nini Bazazi ni bazazi?

Kauli zako zina utata mtupu, wengine ni wachambuzi waandamizi wakuu (Senior Principal Analyst - SPA). Tatizo la SPA ni kuangalia nukta tofauti tofauti katika maeneo (angle) tofauti tofauti.

Ni hilo tu Mpendwa wangu Kongosho.

Ndimi Bazazi!

 

[Kongosho]

He he he he, labda una-analyze kwenye hamna.

Kauli zako zina utata mtupu, wengine ni wachambuzi waandamizi wakuu (Senior Principal Analyst - SPA). Tatizo la SPA ni kuangalia nukta tofauti tofauti katika maeneo (angle) tofauti tofauti.

Ni hilo tu Mpendwa wangu Kongosho.

Ndimi Bazazi!

 

[gfsonwin]

gfsonwin! Hapa umegonga like ya nini? Kongosho sio mtamu ki viiile, bana! Nina ushahidi

Bazazi ni Bazazi!

Bazazi mbona unataka kunichekesha? mwenzio huyo Kongosho ni mtamu kweli na ana mavibration ya kufa mtu jaribu uone lol! au alikubania? ahaaa! yaezekana aliku outsmart ndo sababu syo bure.

 

[PetCash]

Kongosho mjibu tu Pet cash kuwa siku hz umeshafuzu darasa la mavibration so uko mtam ile mbaya. yye tu aanze kutuma hela za vocha na lunch akipanga folen ya date.

gfsonwin @Kongosho mbona mwaka hautoisha tutakoma na nyie....Kwenye foleni ya kubook kidate tu tushatuma vocha-baada ya kideti cc tulio na hela fupi c tutakuwa short listed pale sharti la kavitz kununuliwa linapotolewa?

 

[wahida]

ata sijui kama hii ni real , otherwise kuna research imefanyika , just emagination sio kama wasomi wote wapo hivyo..

 

[Kongosho]

Unataka ule kwa uma na kisu karanga za kukaanda au dengu za kukaanda?

Utapasuka msamba.

gfsonwin @Kongosho mbona mwaka hautoisha tutakoma na nyie....Kwenye foleni ya kubook kidate tu tushatuma vocha-baada ya kideti cc tulio na hela fupi c tutakuwa short listed pale sharti la kavitz kununuliwa linapotolewa?

 

[Mkereketwa_Huyu]

1. HOUSEWIFE'S
Advantages:
She stays at home and takes care of kids and household chores.
She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
She will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, KFC, etc)

Disadvantages:
You will never know what she does when you are at work
She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
She bitches when you watch TV too long
You can't play your music loud.

2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
Advantages:
She does not need your money
She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to our friends that u have connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
You can even date other women with her car!!!
She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.

Disadvantages:
She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't just feel like it and u don't have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc.
The list goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / ur mother in English and French....

3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)

Advantages
VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!! wow!).

Disadvantages
She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
When ever there's a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (...but it's quite the opposite (confusion at its best!!!)

She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Daily News, Guardian, Nipashe, MMegi....
She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many of u? DAMN!!!

Samahani, lakini naona hii point ya tatu inawagusa mademu wengi wa tasnia mbalimabli hapa bongo haswa wasanii wa bongo fleva na bongo movie; yaani tuseme asilimia 98 ya mademu wa kibongo wako hivi. Siyo kashfa but I swear to anyone this is true. Kwa sasa hapa Bongo kuona demu mwenye mtu mmoja si rahisi. Wengi wametawaliwa na tamaa za ajabu ajabu hivyo hujilazimisha na kuwa na mabahasha wanne au zaidi. Kwa mwanamme atakayejihisi yuko peke yake katika mahusiano anajidanganya na ukijitosa upige kavukavu utashangaa tu siku ya siku unaharisha kudhani umekula chakula kilichooza kumbe demu kakupa diet ya kisasa. Kwa kifupi mademu wa kibongo hawafai zaidi ya kupiga na kondomu mbili na kuachana nao basi, lakini kuwa nao serious.....there's no fu.ck.ing way! Samahani kama nimewakwaza but that's the truth and I have seen enough with them to determine this.

 

[gfsonwin]

gfsonwin @Kongosho mbona mwaka hautoisha tutakoma na nyie....Kwenye foleni ya kubook kidate tu tushatuma vocha-baada ya kideti cc tulio na hela fupi c tutakuwa short listed pale sharti la kavitz kununuliwa linapotolewa?

kumbe jibu unalo? sasa basi mkono mtupwi haulambwi.na ukitaka cha uvunguni lazima uiname.

 

[Bazazi]

Bazazi mbona unataka kunichekesha? mwenzio huyo Kongosho ni mtamu kweli na ana mavibration ya kufa mtu jaribu uone lol! au alikubania? ahaaa! yaezekana aliku outsmart ndo sababu syo bure.

Ohoo! heri miye sijasikia uliyosema. Wenyewe wakikutoa manundu miye simo.

ndimi Bazazi!

 

[Mwanaweja]

haya mimi napita tu

 

[stevie]

aseee huyo no. 3 anahusika sana ila la msingi uwe na mkwanja na ujue kummudu, lakini kma vp unakuwa nao wote at different time saaaafi ila ndo take care maana mmmh ngoma ni soooo

 

[Kingmairo]

Haya wadada waJF jimwageni na kila mtu ajicategorize yupo wapi. Pengine naweza pata chaguo jema hapa.

 

[MankaM]

gold digger hana madhara jaman