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Types of Women

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Da Asia, Jun 11, 2012.

  1. Da Asia

    Da Asia JF-Expert Member

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    1. HOUSEWIFE'S
    Advantages:
    She stays at home and takes care of kids and household chores.
    She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
    She will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, KFC, etc)

    Disadvantages:
    You will never know what she does when you are at work
    She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
    She bitches when you watch TV too long
    You can't play your music loud.

    2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
    Advantages:
    She does not need your money
    She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to our friends that u have connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
    You can even date other women with her car!!!
    She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.

    Disadvantages:
    She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't just feel like it and u don't have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
    You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
    She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
    She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
    She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc.
    The list goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
    You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / ur mother in English and French....

    3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)

    Advantages
    VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!! wow!).

    Disadvantages
    She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
    She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
    When ever there's a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (...but it's quite the opposite (confusion at its best!!!)

    She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Daily News, Guardian, Nipashe, MMegi....
    She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many of u? DAMN!!!
     
  2. Kongosho

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    Naona niko namba 3 lol
     
  3. KIKUNGU

    KIKUNGU JF-Expert Member

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    Konnie, The Golddigger?Good in bed?Uder 25yrs old?Wooh good on you my lovely Konnie.Te te te te te
     
  4. HorsePower

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    Ok thanks, sasa unashauri yupi anafaa? Au umetupa tu kama angalizo?
     
  5. KIKUNGU

    KIKUNGU JF-Expert Member

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    Da Asia,am looking for someone outside these types.Is it practical?just wondering
     
  6. BADILI TABIA

    BADILI TABIA JF-Expert Member

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    none of the above loh........
     
  7. N

    Nehondo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha golddigger ndo mwenyewe....LORD HAVE MERCY
     
  8. Mkirua

    Mkirua JF-Expert Member

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    Da Asia...By the power vested to me by JF MMU...i confer you a Philosophucal Highest Degree PHD....
     
  9. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmmm, hahahaaaaaaa.........what the......?
     
  10. Baby M

    Baby M JF-Expert Member

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    i betta b housewife.lol
     
  11. Ndahani

    Ndahani JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe unatisha weye....nawaogopa golddiggers....wanaweza kukufanya ukawakimbia watoto wako, Kongosho
     
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  12. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    thank god am not a week end accessories. rather am a good wife. sieti Kaizer wangu?
     
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  13. Kongosho

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    Mmmh, good in bed off course.

    You can use me to get what I want, unadhani nimekuja mjini na jembe?
    Akili kumkichwa, survival of the fittest. Kama una watoto Dont try this at home.
     
  14. PetCash

    PetCash JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo Kongosho, wewe ndo kama wale gfsonwin alisema ni watamu?(very good in kwa kitanda)
     
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  15. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    He he he he, sitii neno hapa
    Naogopa ushahidi.

     
  16. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    Kongosho mjibu tu Pet cash kuwa siku hz umeshafuzu darasa la mavibration so uko mtam ile mbaya. yye tu aanze kutuma hela za vocha na lunch akipanga folen ya date.
     
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  17. Mbimbinho

    Mbimbinho JF-Expert Member

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    I have No 2 and No 3
     
  18. Bazazi

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    Kongosho! Qanini unapenda kufufua maiti zinazonuka ingawa hazijaoza?

    Bazazi ni Bazazi!
     
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  19. Bazazi

    Bazazi JF-Expert Member

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    gfsonwin! Hapa umegonga like ya nini? Kongosho sio mtamu ki viiile, bana! Nina ushahidi

    Bazazi ni Bazazi!
     
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  20. Kongosho

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    Unamaanisha nini Bazazi ni bazazi?

     
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