Da Asia
JF-Expert Member
- Sep 25, 2011
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1. HOUSEWIFE'S
Advantages:
She stays at home and takes care of kids and household chores.
She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
She will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, KFC, etc)
Disadvantages:
You will never know what she does when you are at work
She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
She bitches when you watch TV too long
You can't play your music loud.
2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
Advantages:
She does not need your money
She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to our friends that u have connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
You can even date other women with her car!!!
She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.
Disadvantages:
She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't just feel like it and u don't have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc.
The list goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / ur mother in English and French....
3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)
Advantages
VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!! wow!).
Disadvantages
She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
When ever there's a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (...but it's quite the opposite (confusion at its best!!!)
She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Daily News, Guardian, Nipashe, MMegi....
She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many of u? DAMN!!!
Advantages:
She stays at home and takes care of kids and household chores.
She is always good in bed because she is never tired.
She will always cook a good meal (NO NANDOS, KFC, etc)
Disadvantages:
You will never know what she does when you are at work
She behaves like your mother when you come home late.
She bitches when you watch TV too long
You can't play your music loud.
2. PROFESSIONAL / MILLENNIUM / WORKING - LADIES
Advantages:
She does not need your money
She can lend you her car (latest model BMW/Volvo), u can boast to our friends that u have connected Cherrie!! Pssst!!!
You can even date other women with her car!!!
She has a credit card and petrol coupon for u when u r down and out.
Disadvantages:
She is generally BAD IN BED. Its either she is too tired or doesn't just feel like it and u don't have to wonder why we keep more than one of those at a time!!!.)
You'll have take-away for dinner 6 times a week (AT LEAST!!)
She thinks she owns you; more than your mother does sometimes.
She hates your friends; u can't even go to the stadium once a month.
She always tells you to get a better job, car, house etc.
The list goes on, COZ SHE MOST LIKELY EARNS MORE THAN YOU DO!!!)
You won't have a life with this one. They have no respect; they will insult you / ur mother in English and French....
3. GOLD DIGGERS (Poly Students, College girls, Campus chicks, High School students etc etc - generally referred to as Weekend Accessories)
Advantages
VERY GOOD IN BED (Holy Benjamin - Lord have mercy!!! wow!).
Disadvantages
She makes sure she leaves you penniless. (Airtime, lunch, hair do, cosmetics, etc!!!) And then spends the money on her "real boyfriend"
She tells you she is on a pill, but she is pregnant within 3 months of the relationship.
When ever there's a misunderstanding, she is quick to say you are using her (...but it's quite the opposite (confusion at its best!!!)
She sues for maintenance costs, especially if you are prominent and takes the story to the Daily News, Guardian, Nipashe, MMegi....
She is sexy isn't she..& that makes many of u? DAMN!!!
