Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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- Feb 4, 2009
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There are four kinds of sex :
1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say 'FU*CK YOU'
4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fu.ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.
1. HOUSE SEX - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house in every room.
2. BEDROOM SEX - After you have been married for a while, you only have sex in the bedroom.
3. HALL SEX - After you've been married for many, many years you just pass each other in the hall and say 'FU*CK YOU'
4. COURTROOM SEX - When your wife and her lawyer fu.ck you in the divorce court in front of many people for every penny you've got.