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[h=1]How Fergie's already stolen a march on his rivals this summer[/h]
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By Terry Butcher
Published 23:01 16/07/11



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Once again Sir Alex Ferguson has stolen a march on his rivals by blending *Manchester United's new additions into his squad.
Chelsea will move soon under new *manager Andre Villas-Boas and Kenny Dalglish has been busy too with his budget. But the sound of signings from Arsenal has hardly been deafening.
Panic at the Emirates? Perhaps Professor Wenger needs a new formula: 1 x 4 strong men @ the back + RVP + 6 others = trophies x 3.

 
[h=1]Chelsea make firm offer for Lukaku - report[/h] Published 16:56 20/07/11 By Football Spy

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tra...ation-according-to-report-article773259.html#
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Chelsea have reportedly lodged a firm bid for Anderlecht's teenage striker Romelu Lukaku.
The Brussels club claimed over a month ago that negotiations had begun over taking the teenage sensation to Stamford Bridge, even though the Blues had not appointed new manager Andre Villas-Boas at that time.
Now, BBC Sport reports, Chelsea have gone as far as offering an undisclosed amount for the Belgium international, who already stands 6ft 3in tall at the age of 18.
Lukaku has also been linked with Manchester City, Arsenal and Tottenham.
 
[h=1]Redknapp confirms interest in Adebayor[/h] Published 11:32 20/07/11 By MirrorFootball


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Tottenham manager Harry Redknapp has revealed an interest in signing Manchester City striker Emmanuel Adebayor.
The 27-year-old spent the second half of last season on loan with Real Madrid after falling out of favour with City boss Roberto Mancini.
Adebayor is expected to be a peripheral figure if he remains at the Etihad Stadium and looks set for a move away this summer.
The former Arsenal man has talked up a return to the Bernabeu, but has also been linked with a move back to north London and Tottenham.
Redknapp is keen to bring in new blood and has admitted the Togo forward is on his radar.
"He is a name that was mentioned and I spoke to the chairman about the player, about the possibility of loaning him, but whether they [City] would loan him I don't know," Redknapp told reporters in South Africa.
"If they would loan him he would be of interest. He is a quality player. We will wait and see."



 
[h=1]Barca delegation flying into London today to put an end to Cesc saga[/h] Published 22:59 19/07/11 By John Cross


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Barcelona are flying in to London today to thrash out a deal for Cesc Fabregas.
It comes after Barcelona boss Pep Guardiola claimed yesterday that they have got enough money in a "strong box" to sign the Arsenal captain and that he is desperate to make it happen.
The Barcelona delegation are set to make Arsenal an improved offer for Fabregas within the next 24 hours and are confident of getting their man.
Guardiola said: "This year Arsenal has agreed to negotiate and we are working on it. Barcelona has made an offer, Arsenal another and we have time until August 31 and we'll try to reach an agreement.

"There is a sum of money in the strong box set aside for this signing but if it doesn't work out it will be kept in the box for something else.
"We will fight to the end to try to get Cesc because we believe he will improve the team and the squad."
But Guardiola's comments are unlikely to please Arsenal as they will not enter into negotiations unless Barcelona meet their £40m asking price.
Arsenal are also not prepared to wait until August 31 before brokering any deal and Arsene Wenger has made it clear he wants the saga resolved as soon as possible so he can make his own plans for next season.
That means realistically Barcelona - who have already had a firm bid of £27m and two further approaches knocked back - will have to make their move this week to stand a chance of completing the protracted deal before the end of the month.
Fabregas, 24, has made it plain to Arsenal boss Wenger that he wants to join Barca which leaves the Gunners in a difficult position but they are also determined not to be bullied into selling on the cheap.
Therefore, Fabregas, who is still not training fully with the rest of his team mates after a hamstring injury, will be forced to stay at Arsenal unless Barcelona come up with the cash shortly.
Fabregas is almost certain now to miss Arsenal's friendly in Cologne on Saturday as he insists he is not fully fit and is also waiting on Barcelona to make their next move.
Wenger is trying to line up replacements for Fabregas but his insistence that he will not sell midfielder Samir Nasri means a centre half is still his top priority and Arsenal are closing in on Bolton's Gary Cahill, although the £17m price is a sticking point.
 
[h=1]City striker makes move to Brazil (not that one)[/h] Published 18:25 20/07/11 By David Anderson

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tra...n-Internacional-in-Brazil-article773277.html#
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Jo has returned home to Brazil to join Internacional as Roberto Mancini continues to strip out the deadwood in his Manchester City squad.
The striker was the marquee signing of the Thaksin Shinawatra regime at City when they signed him from CSKA Moscow for £18million in July 2008.
Jo never lived up to his expensive pricetag though, scoring just six goals for City and was loaned out to Everton and Turkish side Galatasaray.


 
[h=1]Taylor jets home to discuss Bolton exit[/h] Published 17:11 20/07/11 By MirrorFootball


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Bolton midfielder Matt Taylor has flown home from the club's pre-season tour of America in order to seal a move to West Ham.
The 29-year-old, who has 12 months left on his contract, has attracted interest from a number of clubs.
But Press Association Sport understands Wanderers have accepted a bid worth an initial £2.2million from the Hammers.
Taylor was signed from Portsmouth for £3.5million by Gary Megson in January 2008 and with only a year left on his deal Bolton are happy to let the midfielder leave.

He failed to reproduce his best form last season, scoring just twice, and found his left-sided position under threat from Martin Petrov.
Taylor was an unused substitute in Bolton's second friendly of their US trip, a 3-1 win over Orlando.
The player must now pass a medical and agree personal terms with West Ham, where he will join up with former Wanderers captain Kevin Nolan.
Taylor's departure and the subsequent income it generates should help spark some transfer activity at the club with manager Owen Coyle interested in Barcelona forward Jeffren and former Aston Villa midfielder Nigel Reo-Coker.
 
[h=1]Fulham need more players admits Jol[/h] Published 16:49 20/07/11 By MirrorFootball

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Martin Jol has conceded his squad needs bolstering if Fulham are to compete across all the competitions this season.
The Cottagers began their competitive campaign with a Europa League tie on June 30 and have an arduous-looking season ahead.
Fulham have so far coped by relying heavily on youth prospects in their ties with Faroese minnows NSI Runavik and Crusaders, who they face again tomorrow night on the back of last week's 3-1 away victory in the Europa League second qualifying round.
While manager Jol says such matches are more like pre-season friendlies, he admits he will need a larger squad if Fulham are to do themselves justice in both domestic cup competitions and Barclays Premier League.

"I am happy with the business we've done so far but, as you know, we've lost six or seven players," he said.
"We need a couple of players to get a very good, young squad.
"Up front, for example, we have Bobby [Zamora] and Andrew [Johnson], then the rest is [Lauri] Dalla Valle, [Marcello] Trotta - very young players.
"We played them in the [friendly] matches against Wimbledon and Stevenage and they're not ready yet to fill in that role as a back-up for Johnson and Zamora.
"They are talented but of course we need players.
"[Clint] Dempsey is coming back so that helps, but he plays on the left.[Moussa] Dembele is injured so last week we had a little problem against Crusaders.
"I had to play Kerim Frei on Thursday and Sunday, which is maybe evidence that we need a couple of players."
Jol has been linked with moves for a host of talent from across Europe this summer and spent most of today's press conference batting away speculation.
The Dutchman insisted there was no truth linking him with moves for Tottenham striker Robbie Keane, Barcelona's Jeffren and former Fulham favourite Steed Malbranque, who now plays for Sunderland.
However, Jol did confirm the signing of Czech Republic Under-21 midfielder Marcel Gecov from Slovan Liberec on a two-year deal.
"He's signed and I am happy with him," Jol said. "He is a very talented player.
"He's a good midfield player and played against England [in the Under-21 European Championships] and got two assists so he is full of confidence.
"He knows he can play against English teams and that helps. He signed the contract yesterday.
"He had a very good tournament and was very decisive in games.
"That gave us confidence and he has been on our radar for at least a year.
"The Fulham scouts knew him and had very good reports on him."
While several players could follow Gecov to the west London club, Jol insists few will be leaving the club for pastures new.
The Dutchman does not think many will leave Craven Cottage before the end of the transfer window, although he admits question marks remain over the futures of goalkeeper David Stockdale and left-back Carlos Salcido.
Speaking of England squad goalkeeper Stockdale, Jol said: "We are talking to a few clubs but he is still here because we think the conditions must be fine.
"I explained last week that we wanted to be able to recall him if necessary because if something happens with Mark [Schwarzer] I think I need a back-up."
On the future of Mexico international Salcido, who joined from PSV Eindhoven last summer, Jol added: "We are still talking to a few clubs and if the conditions are fine then it is okay with me but if not he will come back.
"I know him from Holland and from the Mexican national team so either way it will be a good solution.
"If he stays, it is okay with me. If he goes, it will be good for the club because we get some money."
Ex-Liverpool defender set for Fulham debut in Europa League tie
 
[h=1]Denilson on his way from Arsenal[/h] Published 16:18 20/07/11 By MirrorFootball

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Arsenal have confirmed midfielder Denilson has returned to his former club Sao Paulo on loan for the 2011-12 campaign.
The 23-year-old, who was signed by the Gunners in August 2006, struggled to hold down a regular place in Arsene Wenger's side last season.
The Brazil international is now looking forward to getting back into action.
He said: "I will be playing in Brazil next season, as I felt that this is a good opportunity for me to play regular first-team football.

"I move away with sadness, because I have so many friends at Arsenal and everyone has always been so supportive towards me.
"I'm now focused on doing well in Brazil next season, but will always be looking out for the Arsenal results.
"It is a great club with many great players, a good team spirit and a top-class manager. I wish you well for next season."
Gervinho: Arsenal will survive without Fabregas and Nasri
Row with Wenger over Fabregas is 'absurd' - Xavi
 
Rutashubanyuma, heshima yako mkuu,
It looks like no one wants Tevez.
After his fiasco at West Ham and his greediness at Man Utd, and now at Man City, managers seem to be leaving him alone.
Aguero is the right replacement, he has a low centre of gravity and great balance, he has got pace and can score goals. He is the real deal. If Man City signs him they will have a real chance of winning the premier league and soon they will even go above their noisy neighbours Man U.
 
[h=1]Rangers told to double Miller bid[/h] Published 14:25 20/07/11 By MirrorFootball

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Rangers will have to significantly improve their offer to buy back striker Kenny Miller from Bursaspor after the Turkish side threw out their bid.
Rangers were looking to pay back the £400,000 they received for Miller in January, but Bursaspor want more than double that to release the unhappy Scotland player.
And Rangers will have to act quickly with Cardiff closing in on a deal.
Bursaspor's director of transfers, Erkan Kamat, told STV: "The policy of Rangers is not good. I don't like it. It is a ridiculously low offer.

"As far as we are concerned, Kenny Miller has been sold to Cardiff City.
"He is going to be their player and he is not going to Rangers."
Miller asked for a transfer after failing to settle in Turkey but Bursaspor told his agent and Rangers they were looking for about £900,000 to release him.
"We are in a very bad position now," said Kamat.
"We have a Europa League match next week, Kenny is going and we need another striker.
"We want 1million euros to buy another player."
 
[h=1]Fulham complete signing of Czech Under-21 international[/h] Published 13:44 20/07/11 By MirrorFootball


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Fulham manager Martin Jol has announced that Czech Under-21 international Marcel Gecov has joined from Slovan Liberec for an undisclosed fee.
The 23-year-old impressed during the summer's Under-21 European Championships and has been on the Cottagers' radar for the past year.
Gecov has penned a two-year deal with the club after successfully passing a medical.
"He's signed and I am happy with him," said Jol. "He is a very talented player.

"Good midfield player and played against England [in the Under-21 European Championships] and got two assists so he is full of confidence.
"He knows he can play against English teams and that helps. He signed the contract yesterday.
"He had a very good tournament and was very decisive in games.
"That gave us confidence and he has been on our radar for at least a year.
"The Fulham scouts knew him and had very good reports on him."
The deal is reportedly worth £700,000 and Jol believes Gecov is a good addition to the Cottagers' squad.
"He is a typical midfield player and he is relatively young," he added.
"He is aggressive and, as I've said, I am happy he is on board."
 
[h=1]Wolves plot cheeky loan move for Liverpool midfielder[/h] Published 13:29 20/07/11 By David Anderson

http://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/tra...l-midfielder-Jay-Spearing-article773217.html#
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Mick McCarthy is launching a cheeky bid to sign Jay Spearing on loan from Liverpool.
Spearing, 22, faces a fight for a first-team place next season, despite his impressive finish to the last campaign, because of Jordan Henderson and Charlie Adam's arrivals.
McCarthy would love to bring the tigerish midfielder to Wolves and is preparing a bid to sign him on a season-long loan deal.
However Kenny Dalglish rewarded Spearing with a new deal at the end of last season and may be unwilling to let him leave Anfield.
 
[h=1]Everton turn down £10m bid from Arsenal for Phil Jagielka[/h] • Bid is £2m less than last summer's offer for defender
• Serious offer closer to £20m may tempt David Moyes




  • Jamie Jackson
  • guardian.co.uk, Thursday 21 July 2011 15.32 BST Article history
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    Arsenal's £10m bid for Phil Jagielka is way below Everton's valuation of their impressive defender. Photograph: Richard Sellers/Sportsphoto/Allstar

    Arsenal have had a bid of £10m for Phil Jagielka turned down by Everton, with the price for the 28-year-old England defender not close to the Merseyside club's valuation.
    Jagielka is considered by David Moyes, the manager, as one of his key players, and does not want to sell him. However, if Arsène Wenger, the Arsenal manager, returns with a serious bid closer to the £20m or more Everton view as Jagielka's market price then the club may have to consider selling him.
    Jagielka signed a four-year contract with Everton in March. This is the second summer Wenger has bid for the player and the Goodison club will be conscious that after the Frenchman offered £12m for him the current offer is way below what is a realistic price.
    Wenger has long admired Jagielka, who has been an outstanding performer on Merseyside since a £4m move from Sheffield United in July 2007. Wenger must now decide whether to increase his offer or firm up his interest in Gary Cahill of Bolton Wanderers.

 
[h=1]Manchester United's Wayne Rooney tips Liverpool to challenge for title[/h] • 'Liverpool have made some really good signings'
• Rooney encouraged by United's purchase of Ashley Young




  • Daniel Taylor in Los Angeles
  • guardian.co.uk, Thursday 21 July 2011 22.57 BST Article history
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    Wayne Rooney, who scored a pre-season hat-trick against Seattle Sounders, believes Liverpool are Premier League contenders. Photograph: Steve Dykes/Getty Images

    Wayne Rooney feels Liverpool can mount a genuine threat to Manchester United's hopes of adding another Premier League title to their collection.
    Rooney, usually reluctant to offer Liverpool any form of praise, has been impressed by a summer recruitment programme at Anfield that has seen Kenny Dalglish sign Charlie Adam, Jordan Henderson and Stewart Downing. That represents almost £50m worth of transfer business and, with Dalglish looking to bring in further players, Rooney thinks Liverpool could re-establish themselves as authentic title contenders 21 years after they last won the championship.
    "I think they will challenge this time," the former Everton striker said. "They have made some really good signings, British players, and under Kenny Dalglish I'm sure they will be trying harder than they ever have done, fighting to be up there. They will think they have a chance of winning the title next season."
    Rooney also believes Manchester City, third last season, will be more formidable opponents now that they have ended their 35-year wait for a trophy.
    "You'd think so," he said when asked whether City would be closer to the top of the league next year. "They've obviously got a lot of good players now and they had a big push towards the end of last season.
    "The main ones [challengers to United] will be Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool and City. I think one of them will push us as we try to defend our title."
    When United returned the championship trophy to Old Trafford in May it was a record 19th league title, when two decades earlier the contest between two great old rivals stood at 18-7 in Liverpool's favour.
    Rooney is encouraged by Sir Alex Ferguson's forays into the transfer market, singling out Ashley Young for special acclaim after the 7-0 thrashing of Seattle Sounders, a game marred only by Rio Ferdinand taking a bad blow to an ankle.
    "We've seen again how Ash can cross the ball," Rooney said. "There have been a lot of changes this summer and, when you look around the dressing room now, suddenly it's a lot younger place.
    "But the manager is bringing in players who have not won a league title before and they all have that hunger and desire to want to win trophies."
    Rooney scored a 20-minute hat-trick after coming on as a half-time replacement for Michael Owen, and there is clear evidence that he is approaching the new season in a better mindset than this time last year. "It would be nice to hit the ground running this time," he said. "I feel good, the sharpness is coming, and I am looking forward to the season. I don't set targets, other than that I would like to be injury-free."
    Paul Scholes, in his coaching role at Old Trafford, spoke recently of this being the stage in Rooney's career when a player who turns 26 in October needs to move up another notch and demonstrate he deserves to be bracketed alongside Lionel Messi. "I hope so," Rooney said when this was put to him. "I think that's the target you want to try to get to and hopefully I can do that."
    Ferguson has revealed that a new two-year contract has been offered to the South Korean midfielder Park Ji-sung, who has been at the club since 2005.
    The 30-year-old's deal is set to expire next year and the United manager expects him to agree an extension. Ferguson said: "We have offered him a new contract and I am sure he will sign it."

 
[h=1]Football transfer rumours: Juan Mata to Arsenal?[/h] Today's gossip is strolling its way to fitness



  • Jacob Steinberg
  • guardian.co.uk, Friday 22 July 2011 09.17 BST Article history
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    Could Juan Mata on his way to Arsenal? Photograph: Michael Steele/Getty Images

    Now, the Mill has heard some lame excuses in its time, but this one's up there: Manchester City's manager, Roberto Mancini, says he can't even get hold of Carlos Tevezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz – sorry, the Mill nearly nodded off there for a moment – because the striker's telephone doesn't work and anyway he never really liked him in the first place and he broke up with him, OK? Anyway, why not just get Skype? With Skype you can make free calls on your computer and an enduring sense of smugness thrown into the bargain for free!
    Presumably Inter's technical director, Marco Branca, has evolved beyond phones, seeing as he's been spotted whispering sweet nothings in Tevez's ear on holiday in Sardinia. Mancini's heart's just not in this, is it? If he really wanted to keep Tevez, he'd be getting the next plane out there, ready to start a furious love triangle, before eventually swanning off to the nearest bar with Branca, the pair of them having come to the conclusion that no player can be worth this much trouble.
    Everton have rejected Arsenal's £12m bid for Phil Jagielka. They want £18m. Arsène Wenger will um and ah for a while, before deciding that maybe Sébastien Squillaci isn't that bad after all.
    It turns out Sébastien Squillaci is that bad after all.
    Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain, 17, will have to go a fortnight without buying any alcopops after being fined two week's wages for revealing he wants to quit Southampton. They start so young these days. Arsenal are set to make a new bid for the winger any day now. No rush, chaps. You take as much time as you want.
    Arsenal have also been given a boost in their bid to sign Juan Mata from Valencia after the winger said he may leave the Spanish club this summer. He's theirs for £20m. Hmmm. £20m. Twenty million. Twenty. Million. Pounds. Seems a lot of money to spend when Carlos Vela is banging them in against Hangzhou Greentown in pre-season. £20m! No one rips off Arsenal like that. Valencia will be trying to hawk them a magnetic table tennis set next.
    Anyway, for that sort of money you'd be wanting someone really special, like Stewart Downing. His new club, Liverpool, are still looking for a new left-back and are eyeing Hamburg's Marcell Jansen and Porto's Alvaro Pereira, available for £10m and £18m respectively. Liverpool won't go a penny below £30m for either of them. Haven't these people even heard of Moneyball? Do they think Damien Comolli was born yesterday?
    People who power walk do not own mirrors.
    Chelsea are after Barcelona whizzkid Oriol Romeu, because he's worth it for £5m. André Villas-Boas is also casting furtive glances at Anderlecht's 18-year-old striker Romelu Lukaku, although not in a sinister sort of way.
    The Daily Mail claims Matt Derbyshire has sparked a scramble among Premier League and Championship sides after being told he can leave by Olympiakos. Leicester City, Brighton and Cardiff City, none of whom are in the Premier League, are all interested, but since when did mere details matter?
    With Scott Carson having joined Bursaspor, there's a space at West Brom for another grotesquely overrated English goalkeeper to occasionally make a few flashy saves and then throw the ball into his own net. Birmingham's Ben Foster will do for Roy Hodgson.
    It wouldn't be a Mill without a mention of Harry Redknapp. Three weeks back in the company of Robbie Keane has convinced him Tottenham Hotspur need a new striker. They've been contacted by representatives of the Roma striker Mirko Vucinic, who'll be ordered to just get out there and run around a bit. Which, to be fair, is more than the club's other target, Emmanuel Adebayor, will do.
    Tottenham are also set to do battle with Liverpool for Caen's 16-year-old striker M'Baye Niang after his contract with the French club was terminated for legal reasons.
    Because you can never have too many midfield scrappers, Stoke are going to buy Momo Sissoko from Juventus for £7m. Wigan Athletic want the Paraguay striker Nelson Valdez, who managed to hit a shot that went out for a throw-in against Venezuela and should therefore fit in well at the Hubris Stadium.
    West Ham's manager Sam Allardyce is ready to sell Luis Rigor Mortis to Southampton for a too-good-to-be-true £750,000. The Daily Mirror has misplaced the office dictionary and has called Ipswich Town's £1m bid for Arsenal's Jay Emmanuel-Thomas "stunning". The correct adjective to describe such an offer is in fact:
    David Beckham says he only wants to be known as a Manchester United player. We'll just forget about the past eight years then. Is it too early for booze?

 
[h=1]Cost of English footballers starts scramble on world commodity markets[/h] The governor of the Bank of England is to switch the basis of sterling to 'the home-grown box-to-box midfielder standard



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    Stewart Downing poses for photographers after his transfer from Aston Villa to Liverpool. Photograph: Liverpool FC/Liverpool FC via Getty Images

    These days, whenever a moderate English player is transferred for a staggering sum of money – usually to Liverpool – all protests about the iceberg-sized fee are hushed immediately by the uttering of a simple mantra, "English Premium".
    "Well," the pundits say with the smug expression of Piers Morgan chewing the last chocolate in the box, "this is the effect of the English Premium." No further explanation is offered. And of course none is sought, because reasoned argument based on facts is for middle‑class ponces.
    There are those, I believe, who express the view that a new Uefa rule on clubs fielding players from their home nation should by its very nature have affected every country in Europe, not just England, thus creating an Italian, Spanish, French, Dutch and Belgian Premium too. Yet we don't hear anything of that when Chelsea buy Thibaut Courtois from Genk. Nor do we want to. No, let's not come over all geeky and prof-like with talk of supply and demand, and just accept that some things are more expensive than others because they just are and leave it at that.
    With the nation distracted by the buildup to what many have dubbed "the fight of the century" – Wendi Deng versus Nerdy Bloke With Shaving Foam – the effect of the English Premium on the economics of the nation has passed largely unnoticed. Yet while all eyes were focused on Mrs Murdoch trash-talking, demanding a bout with Vitali Klitschko and claiming David Haye is "ducking me like a junkyard bitch", the value of Stewart Downing, which has ascended like a lark at morning-tide to the accompanying tuneful chirrup of cash registers, was causing a major shake-up in the UK banking industry.
    With financial analysts believing that, thanks to Michel Platini briefly waking up to make a telling intervention, "every man, woman and child of England who can kick a ball in vaguely the right direction" is now worth a minimum of £70,000, the word on Threadneedle Street is that the Bank of England will soon declare it is selling off the gold reserve and henceforward will base the value of sterling on what the governor, Mervyn King, has dubbed "the homegrown box-to-box midfielder standard".
    "English footballers have now replaced petroleum as the world's most valuable traded commodity," explained the BBC economics expert Robertaaaaah Pesaaaaahton, as City dealers selling "versatile left-footed attackers from the north-east" futures reported record prices.
    "It's gone absolutely goat-dance, Deng-style crazy," explained Rupert Rupert-Charles of soccer brokers WM Formation. "We just handled the issue of shares in a three-month-old bairn from Co Durham whose dad had a few games for Tow Law reserves back in the 80s and the whole lot had gone in 10 seconds to a Kazakh oligarch and some old Aussie bloke who looked like Davros off Dr Who only without so many wires."
    With rumours circulating that Liverpool are preparing to "test Sunderland's resolve" with the offer of a Luton van filled with sapphires for feisty lump-kicker Lee Cattermole, there have been the first signs that the immense value of English footballers could lead to previously unforeseen problems. As one major overseas consortium apparently moved towards "cornering the market" in "those rare English players who are capable of unlocking a defence with a little bit of magic" by buying Jack Wilshere and storing him in a vault in the Cayman Islands, global organised crime syndicates were said to be preparing to flood the stalls of market traders across the land with bootleg rangy West Midlands targetmen and chunky-thighed no-nonsense full-backs.
    "The counterfeit English footballers are easy to spot," explained trading standards officer Chris Triffid. "The accent isn't quite right, they are fussy about what they eat, and they run intelligently off the ball. My advice to anyone who thinks they may have a bogus right-back or snide centre-forward is to turn them over to the police immediately. Remember: bootlegging footballers is a crime and may jeopardise future Ashley Cole production."
    David Cameron – who was last week subject to a six-figure bid (believed to be in the region of £6) from newly promoted QPR, whose boss Neil Warnock apparently admires the prime minister's ability "to change direction at a moment's notice, wrong‑footing defenders and leaving Daily Telegraph leader writers trailing in his wake" – has as ever acted immediately and decisively. And then done the same thing, only in totally the opposite way.
    "The production of English footballers," the PM told the House of Commons while everyone else was watching some woman who looks like a ginger-version of Terry Hurlock on TV, "is a massively valuable industry and so I am happy to confirm that I am definitely not selling it off to the French … But I am now. The British people, however, can rest assured that all the profits from the sale of the producers of English footballers [ie English women] will be ploughed back into vital services such as healthcare, education and public inquiries into whether it was legal to sell off national assets to the French even though it's far too late to do anything about it now."
    Asked why he felt it necessary to take this action, Mr Cameron leaned back in his chair and said: "It's all about keeping two banks of four," to which everyone responded by pursing their lips and nodding wisely.

 
[h=1]Manchester United's Wayne Rooney is king of the replica kit[/h] • Rooney first United player since Cristiano Ronaldo to top list
• Fernando Torres slips to second after move to Chelsea




  • Press Association
  • guardian.co.uk, Friday 22 July 2011 00.06 BST Article history
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    Manchester United's Wayne Rooney was the most popular name on fans' replica shirts, followed by Fernando Torres. Photograph: Dylan Martinez/Reuters

    Wayne Rooney was king of the replica kit last season. The Manchester United striker's surname was the most popular for the back of Premier League replica shirts. It is the first time the England forward has been the top name and he is the first United player to lead the list since Cristiano Ronaldo in the 2007-08 season.
    The top 10, published in the Premier League Season Review 2010-11, is based on worldwide sales of names and numbers. For the past two seasons Fernando Torres was the biggest seller but after leaving Liverpool he slipped a place, as did Steven Gerrard.
    The top three – Rooney, Torres and Gerrard – are the only players who have appeared in the top 10 in each of the past four seasons. Dropping out were Cesc Fábregas, Michael Owen, Jamie Carragher and Carlos Tevez. Chelsea's Frank Lampard and Didier Drogba both held steady.
    The only re-entry was Arsenal's Robin van Persie, who returns after a three-season absence into his highest placing at fifth. Ryan Giggs made the list for the first time, coming in at No10. Liverpool's Uruguayan forward Luis Suárez entered at No8 despite only arriving in England in January.
    [h=2]You wear it well – the top 10 names on fans' shirts last season[/h]1 Rooney
    2 Torres
    3 Gerrard
    4 Chicharito (Javier Hernández)
    5 Van Persie
    6 Lampard
    7 Drogba
    8 Suárez
    9 Arshavin
    10 Giggs

 
[h=1]Chelsea's André Villas-Boas unfazed by struggles of Fernando Torres[/h] New manager says his obsession is with winning trophies – not the laboured form of his Spanish superstar




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    Fernando Torres gave a worryingly out-of-sorts performance in Chelsea's friendly in Malaysia. Photograph: Ryan Pierse/Getty Images

    André Villas-Boas's tenure as Chelsea manager is still in its infancy, but already the sense of optimism generated by his arrival is threatening to be doused amid familiar concerns. The Portuguese was left parroting Carlo Ancelotti at the Bukit Jalil national stadium, attempting to deflect questions about Fernando Torres's lack of bite by urging the watching world to focus instead upon the power of the collective. For now, scepticism persists.
    Torres endured his now customary frustration here as the tourists heaved themselves in stifling heat to a scrappy 1-0 victory against a Malaysian XI. The Spain international was denied in the opening two minutes by Mohd Farizal Marlias and, just as at Portsmouth last Saturday, his performance rather fizzled out before the entire team's half-time substitution. It is dangerous to read too much into pre-season fixtures with this in effect a very public training session, but the striker still appears ill at ease – uncomfortable, even – and that, in itself, is unnerving.
    Before that fixture at Pompey the £50m signing had declared himself ready to make a "fresh start" and banish the memories of his troubled adaptation to life after Liverpool. Yet this felt rather more like the laboured form that yielded only one goal in 18 games for Chelsea, Torres awkward in what must now be a familiar 4-3-3 and, starved of an accurate supply-line, too peripheral. There is, Villas-Boas claimed, "an obsession" with the Spaniard's toils that is far from healthy, though the reality is that the manager, like his predecessor, could be judged on how he revives the 27-year-old's fortunes.
    "I wouldn't want to turn it into an obsession like people are trying to," Villas-Boas said. "My obsession is to win trophies with this team and take them to success. Rather than individually, I'd prefer to address it as a 'forward sector' and focus on people gaining confidence to find the back of the net. That comes with training, patience and tolerance, which it looks like he isn't getting at this moment. But we, at Chelsea, are ready to give our forwards this kind of patience.
    "I disagree [that Torres is lacking in confidence]. Every time a player doesn't score, people ask questions about him. I know he is a £50m striker but people's focus is purely on the individual and not the performance of the team. You know the importance the collective has for me. I'm not going to lose time over this. Things will happen naturally."
    Torres has scored in pre-season, some seven minutes after his introduction in a behind-closed-doors friendly against Wycombe at Cobham. Yet he did not impress under greater scrutiny at Fratton Park last weekend and, again, in front of a staggering crowd of 84,980 here. The locals were not offered a glimpse of a Torres-Didier Drogba front pairing, maintaining a theme that has stretched through pre-season to date. Even in training here on Tuesday, that partnership was never employed.
    Last season it simply never clicked and, in the favoured formation, it may remain one or the other. "Again, the question of Fernando and Drogba not scoring together is an obsession for people at the moment," said the manager. "They will eventually perform for the team well enough for us to be successful. I wouldn't worry too much about it. It's a decision of the technical staff."
    The desire to add the coveted Romelu Lukaku to the ranks – if not necessarily to those of the first team in the short term, with the possibility of a swift loan away being mooted – heightens the intrigue, though the Belgian is one for the future even if a fee is agreed with Anderlecht. "Let's wait and see if it becomes a reality or not," added Villas-Boas. "I don't think we need to (bring in another forward). We have, at the moment, plenty of availability in terms of forwards."
    It remains a group that lacks spark and creativity, justifying the ongoing pursuit of Tottenham Hotspur's Luka Modric. Their winner here was fortunate, Drogba's free-kick cannoning back off a post and on to the sprawling Mohamed Izham Tarmizi, with the substitute goalkeeper's attempt to grab the ball from the line deemed unsuccessful by the assistant referee. Replays suggested the official had erred. Luck is as much with Drogba as it is against Torres.

 
Sioni kama huyu star wa chelsea Fernando Tores kama anamwelekeo wowote ule wa kufanya vizuri musimu........lakini akirudihswa kwao atang'ara sana............lakini ligi ya mwingereza a big no..........
 
[h=1]Didier Drogba to sign one-year contract extension with Chelsea[/h] • Ivorian to fight Fernando Torres for the lone striker's role
• Thibault Courtois joins Atlético Madrid on season-long loan






  • Dominic Fifield in Bangkok
  • guardian.co.uk, Friday 22 July 2011 22.57 BST Article history
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    Didier Drogba, left, with the Chelsea manager André Villas-Boas on a boat in Bangkok, is set to remain at Stamford Bridge until 2013. Photograph: Darren Walsh/Chelsea FC via Getty Images

    Didier Drogba expects to sign a one-year contract extension with Chelsea that would tie him to the club until 2013, and the veteran of seven seasons at Stamford Bridge is confident he can remain a regular in the first team despite Fernando Torres's arrival at the club.
    The Ivory Coast forward, a £24m purchase from Marseille in 2004, has entered the final 12 months of his current deal but talks are under way to add a further year to his £120,000-a-week contract. That wage had actually served to ward off his suitors this summer, Tottenham Hotspur and Marseille among them, but confirmation of an agreement is now expected before the start of the Premier League campaign next month.
    Asked whether he wished to extend his deal at the club with whom he has won three league titles, Drogba said: "Of course, why not? We've started talking and it's very interesting. Everybody knows what I feel about Chelsea and what I want. I will definitely be here next season. I said a few years ago that I will be here until the end of my contract, and I am here. Now I need to keep playing well here and giving my best, like I always try to do. This will be my eighth season at this club and it means a lot for any striker to stay that long at Chelsea."
    The £50m signing of Torres in January had suggested the London club were veering away from an over-reliance on Drogba, whose campaign had previously been blunted by a bout of malaria. Yet the Spaniard has, as yet, failed to impress in the team's favoured 4-3-3 system – a shape also employed by the new manager, André Villas-Boas – and Drogba, a golden boot winner in 2009-10, appears more comfortable in the formation.
    The Ivorian has yet to be paired in a match with Torres by Villas-Boas and, with the duo having failed to fire as a partnership under Carlo Ancelotti, Drogba appears to accept that the two forwards are competing for one central role. "Yes, I think we are [contending for one place]," he said. "That's the manager's choice, but it's been like this for me for all my years at this club. It was the same when Eidur Gudjohnsen was here, when [Andriy] Shevchenko was here, and all of the other times.
    "I'm 33, I'm the oldest player and, even if that feels strange, I'm not worried. If I deserve to play then I will play. If I'm not good then I won't. It's good for the team to have some competition. It will push the team forward and get the best out of us. For me, it's not a problem to play with Fernando or without him. The most important thing is winning games together as a team. Our goal is to win the trophies we didn't win last season. We need to do that for the club."
    Chelsea are maintaining their dialogue with Anderlecht in the hope of signing their 18-year-old Belgium forward Romelu Lukaku, a player very much in Drogba's ilk. Yet the youngster may well be loaned out to gain regular first-team football given that Drogba, Torres and Nicolas Anelka, who intends to see out the final year of his contract in south-west London, are to remain at the club, with Daniel Sturridge and Salomon Kalou also competing for striking places.
    Another Belgian youngster, the goalkeeper Thibault Courtois signed from Genk this week, underwent a medical at Atlético Madrid on Friday and will be loaned to the Spanish club for the season with the possibility of a second year to follow. Chelsea are also close to securing the 19-year-old Barcelona B midfielder Oriol Romeu for around £4.5m. The player is in Colombia with the Spain Under-20 team.

    Villas-Boas cancelled an open training session scheduled for the Rajamangala national stadium in Bangkok on Friday, conscious of his players' exertions in their friendly against a Malaysia XI in the heat of Kuala Lumpur the day before. The event, for which a healthy crowd is anticipated, will now be held on Saturday at the venue where Chelsea play Thailand on Sunday.


 
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