PPunguza jazba mkuu, sasa tutawapenda vipi?Unakua huna kazi nyingne au?
Maana kwa mtu ulye bize lazima sidhani kama unapata muda mchafu kama huo.
Upuuzi tuTIPS ZA KUFANYA MSICHANA AKUPENDE!!
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1. Kiss her hands, forehead and nose
regularly - nimesema hands sio lips!!
Unless ni zile lips zengine...hio inakubalika.
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2. When crying DO NOT ask her why she is crying, just hold her tight - na sio kumshika kama unamnyonga hadi anashindwa kupumua. Hizo nguvu peleka shambani!!!
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3. Let her stay with your phone for 1day just to build trust- sio kuenda na phone hadi bafuni.. unaficha nini?? ama phone yako pia inaoga ??
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4. Hold her waist from behind unaware - sasa kama uko na mpare utajua mwenyewe maana hawajuagi kudifferentiate waist na mgongo... shida yako hiyo!!
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5. DO NOT be mean with cash! unless ni
wale madem wanashindanga wakikuomba
pesa saa yote kama wa.........
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6. Never be too close to her friends for
whatever reason *NEVER - si una marafiki zako?? baaas...wake achana nao kabisaa... Hio ni hatari .. mwishowe utawapenda wote
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7. Cover her with your jacket when cold- hata kama kuna baridi hadi unatetemeka hadi
makalio yanaota dimples at the same time, mpe jacket lako!! Mwanaume ni kuvumilia.
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8. STOP sagging, you're no longer a teen!
She might not tell you but it throws her off - unaonyesha watu makalio yako au liboxer lako lichafu na lililotoboka so what?? Pandisha suruali mpumbavu wewe!!!
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9. She will feel great if her picture is your phone or computers wallpaper - this xapplies to those with Smart Phones... kama unatumia nokia 3310 utamueka akiwa Ringtone!!!!
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10. Take her out once in a while- sio kukaa tu nyumbani kama umepigiliwa misumari sawa mzee??
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11. Control your female friends - hii tabia ya kuitana baby, sijui bestie, mother na son na your female friends ni upuuzi. Hata kama alikuweka Friendzone mzee dont stoop that low hadi unabandikwa majina Ya kifagio.
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12. Finally.. try learning how to dance with her - sio mnaenda club unaanza kurukaruka kama POPCON Learn new styles.....
Hahahahh... Yani mkuu nimecheka kinyama yani... Dah watu sijui wanafkiria niniAkupende ww baba ake?
MI NASEMAGA KILA SIKU,HIZI NI MBWEMBWE TU!WE UKITAKA MWANAMKE AKUPENDE KUWA NA HELA TU!WE UNAFIKIRI MZEE WETU WA IPP ANA MUDA WA KUFANYA YOTE HAYO,LAKINI ANGALIA SASA ANAVOPENDWA NA DADA YANGU YULE MISS!TIPS ZA KUFANYA MSICHANA AKUPENDE!!
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1. Kiss her hands, forehead and nose
regularly - nimesema hands sio lips!!
Unless ni zile lips zengine...hio inakubalika.
.
2. When crying DO NOT ask her why she is crying, just hold her tight - na sio kumshika kama unamnyonga hadi anashindwa kupumua. Hizo nguvu peleka shambani!!!
.
3. Let her stay with your phone for 1day just to build trust- sio kuenda na phone hadi bafuni.. unaficha nini?? ama phone yako pia inaoga ??
.
4. Hold her waist from behind unaware - sasa utajua mwenyewe maana hawajuagi kudifferentiate waist na mgongo... shida yako hiyo!!
.
5. DO NOT be mean with cash! unless ni
wale madem wanashindanga wakikuomba
pesa saa yote kama wa.........
.
6. Never be too close to her friends for
whatever reason *NEVER - si una marafiki zako?? baaas...wake achana nao kabisaa... Hio ni hatari .. mwishowe utawapenda wote
.
7. Cover her with your jacket when cold- hata kama kuna baridi hadi unatetemeka hadi
makalio yanaota dimples at the same time, mpe jacket lako!! Mwanaume ni kuvumilia.
.
8. STOP sagging, you're no longer a teen!
She might not tell you but it throws her off - unaonyesha watu makalio yako au liboxer lako lichafu na lililotoboka so what?? Pandisha suruali
.
9. She will feel great if her picture is your phone or computers wallpaper - this xapplies to those with Smart Phones... kama unatumia nokia 3310 utamueka akiwa Ringtone!!!!
.
10. Take her out once in a while- sio kukaa tu nyumbani kama umepigiliwa misumari sawa mzee??
.
11. Control your female friends - hii tabia ya kuitana baby, sijui bestie, mother na son na your female friends ni upuuzi. Hata kama alikuweka Friendzone mzee dont stoop that low hadi unabandikwa majina Ya kifagio.
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12. Finally.. try learning how to dance with her - sio mnaenda club unaanza kurukaruka kama POPCON Learn new styles.....
Kazi nzuri. Mara nyingine tumia kiswahili angalau kwa 95% ktk andiko lako. Wasiojua kiingereza hawakupati vizuri.TIPS ZA KUFANYA MSICHANA AKUPENDE!!
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1. Kiss her hands, forehead and nose
regularly - nimesema hands sio lips!!
Unless ni zile lips zengine...hio inakubalika.
.
2. When crying DO NOT ask her why she is crying, just hold her tight - na sio kumshika kama unamnyonga hadi anashindwa kupumua. Hizo nguvu peleka shambani!!!
.
3. Let her stay with your phone for 1day just to build trust- sio kuenda na phone hadi bafuni.. unaficha nini?? ama phone yako pia inaoga ??
.
4. Hold her waist from behind unaware - sasa utajua mwenyewe maana hawajuagi kudifferentiate waist na mgongo... shida yako hiyo!!
.
5. DO NOT be mean with cash! unless ni
wale madem wanashindanga wakikuomba
pesa saa yote kama wa.........
.
6. Never be too close to her friends for
whatever reason *NEVER - si una marafiki zako?? baaas...wake achana nao kabisaa... Hio ni hatari .. mwishowe utawapenda wote
.
7. Cover her with your jacket when cold- hata kama kuna baridi hadi unatetemeka hadi
makalio yanaota dimples at the same time, mpe jacket lako!! Mwanaume ni kuvumilia.
.
8. STOP sagging, you're no longer a teen!
She might not tell you but it throws her off - unaonyesha watu makalio yako au liboxer lako lichafu na lililotoboka so what?? Pandisha suruali
.
9. She will feel great if her picture is your phone or computers wallpaper - this xapplies to those with Smart Phones... kama unatumia nokia 3310 utamueka akiwa Ringtone!!!!
.
10. Take her out once in a while- sio kukaa tu nyumbani kama umepigiliwa misumari sawa mzee??
.
11. Control your female friends - hii tabia ya kuitana baby, sijui bestie, mother na son na your female friends ni upuuzi. Hata kama alikuweka Friendzone mzee dont stoop that low hadi unabandikwa majina Ya kifagio.
.
12. Finally.. try learning how to dance with her - sio mnaenda club unaanza kurukaruka kama POPCON Learn new styles.....
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