The wedding test


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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me
just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.


She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!




With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test.
 
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I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. There was only one
little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
would regularly bend down when she was near
me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
be deliberate. Because she never did it when she was
near anyone else.

One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome. She told me that she wanted me
just once
before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.


She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing
outside, all clapping!




With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better
man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car, because I was on my way to fetch
them when I passed the test.
congratulation dear strong man , coz this shows you know what you want for the best of your life
 
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Wkt mwiningine zikiwa mbali hivi unaweza ukajisahau ukakikuta umepiga kavu2 mkuu. Kuna faida na hasara zake kuziweka kwenye gari!
 
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the teeehe teh..................duuuh,vp ungekua upo nazo mfukoni si ungetia vitu
 
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Haa haaa haaa haaa! wangechelewa tu kidogo wangekuta saa nyingiii!hongera bwana!
 
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Mkuu umenifurahisha sana. Ni kweli kuna mambo mengi unajikuta umefanya vizuri kwa bahati mbaya. Ni nyota yako tu hiyo siku iwe nzuri.
 

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