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The Polish Divorce

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HorsePower, Oct 7, 2011.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
    Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.
    One day he rushed into a lawyer's office
    and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
    The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
    and asked him the following questions:
    Have you any grounds?
    Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
    No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
    It made of concrete.
    I don't think you understand.
    Does either of you have a real grudge?
    No, we have carport, and not need one.
    I mean what are your relations like?
    All my relations still in Poland .
    Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
    We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
    Does your wife beat you up?
    No, I always up before her.
    Why do you want this divorce?
    She going to kill me.
    What makes you think that?
    I got proof.
    What kind of proof?
    She going to poison me.
    She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
    I can read, and it say:
    ~~~Polish Remover~~~
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    the grate JF-Expert Member

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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Imetulia mazee.
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    Shapu JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka sana hasa ule mstari wa mwisho