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# The Love Calculator

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Superman, Feb 7, 2012.

1. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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We all know that a name can tell a lot about a person. Names are not randomly chosen: they all have a meaning. Doctor Love knew this so he made another great invention just for the lonely you!

Sometimes you'd like to know if a relationship with someone could work out. Therefore Doctor Love himself designed this great machine for you. With The Love Calculator you can calculate the probability of a successful relationship between two people. The Love Calculator is an affective way to get an impression of what the chances are on a relationship between two people.

To find out what the chances for you and your dream partner are, just fill in both full names (both first and last name) in the two text boxes, and press Calculate: The Love Calculator

Usisahau kutuletea majibu hapa. Pia any couples wanaopendana hapa JF you can try to work out kama relationship yao itakuwa poa au hapana.

2. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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Mfano:

Mkanyila + Lizzy: 20%

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Mkanyila and Lizzy, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

3. ### LizzyJF-Expert Member

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Wa 1. . . . 96%
Dr. Love thinks that a relationship between . . . . . . . . . .and . . . . . . . . .has a very good chance of being successful, but this doesn't mean that you don't have to work on the relationship. Remember that every relationship needs spending time together, talking with each other etc.

2. . . . 87%

3. . . . 12%

4. . . . 26%

5. . . . . 71%

6. . . . . 75%

7. . . . . 69%
Ningekua naamini hii kitu ningekua nimepata msaada wa kuchagua nani anafaa!!

4. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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Au:

Mzee Mwanakijiji + Malaria Sugu: 37%

The chance of a relationship working out between Mzee Mwanakijiji and Malaria Sugu is not very big, but a relationship is very well possible, if the two of you really want it to, and are prepared to make some sacrifices for it. You'll have to spend a lot of quality time together. You must be aware of the fact that this relationship might not work out at all, no matter how much time you invest in it.

5. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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Haaaa haaaa chukua tatu bora kisha wapitishe kwenye tanuri la moto!

6. ### LizzyJF-Expert Member

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Kweye tatu bora mmoja tu ndo namkubali kiviiile. . . hao wengine nadhani wamependelewa na Dr Love.

7. ### PerryJF-Expert Member

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Yan me wangu wote hakuna alyevuka 35%.

8. ### MwaliJF-Expert Member

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Kama utakubali ushahuri wangu, number 7! Amepata marks ambazo zinasounds promissing lol

9. ### AmynerJF-Expert Member

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................. And Amy 0.000001% mmmh!

10. ### EMTJF-Expert Member

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Vipi Lizzy na EMT?

11. ### The secretaryJF-Expert Member

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We kama mimi tu

12. ### KilahunjaJF-Expert Member

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Ts stupid, i typd at first names got 01perc then wit fist name and last 91 percent, i cnt blv av falen in dis trap..puuuu

13. ### doctorzJF-Expert Member

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Kazi kweli kweli !!!!!!!!

Michezo ya kubahatisha ni kazi ya shetani. Hata LOVE unaipigia ramli? Ha Ha Haaaa !!!!

The theory says a lot, but does not really bring us any closer to the secret of the Old One. I, at any rate, am convinced that He does not throw dice.

14. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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23%

Dr. Love thinks a relationship might work out between Lizzy and EMT, but the chance is very small. A successful relationship is possible, but you both have to work on it. Do not sit back and think that it will all work out fine, because it might not be working out the way you wanted it to. Spend as much time with each other as possible. Again, the chance of this relationship working out is very small, so even when you do work hard on it, it still might not work out.

15. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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Go for them Lizzy, Go Jimama!

16. ### EMTJF-Expert Member

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Umeona Lizzy? Should we call it a day even without starting?

17. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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Dr. Love anawaelezaje?

18. ### SupermanJF-Expert Member

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Wa kwako vipi?

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