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# The Genius boy!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bigcell, Apr 1, 2012.

1. ### bigcellJF-Expert Member

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A first- std teacher, Ms Smith (Age 28) was having trouble with one of
her students.
Boy Answered, "I'm too smart for the first- std. My sister is in the
third- std and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-
std too!"

Ms Smith had enough. She took Boy. to the principal's office.

While Boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Smith he would give
the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was
to go back to the first-grade and behave. She agreed. Boy was brought in
and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the
test.

Principal: "What is 3x3?"

Boy: "9".

Principal: "What is 6x6?"

Boy:
"36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Smith and tells her, "I think
Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Smith says to the principal, "I have some of my own question. Can I
The principal and Boy both agree.

Ms Smith asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?

Boy: after a moment "Legs."

Ms Smith: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"

Boy: "Pockets."

Ms Smith: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy: Coconut

Ms Smith: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
charge.

Boy: Bubblegum

Ms Smith: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and
a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the

Boy: Shake hands

Ms Smith: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?

Boy: Yep.

Ms Smith: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up.
I get wet before you do.

Boy: Tent

Ms Smith: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large
Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy: Wedding Ring

Ms Smith: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.

Boy: Nose

Ms Smith: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.

Boy: Arrow

Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
heat and excitement?

Boy: Firetruck

Ms Smith: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get
it u have to use ur hand.

Boy: Fork

Ms Smith: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men
than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife
after they're married?

Boy: SURNAME

Ms Smith: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of
veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?

Boy: HEART.

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and
said to the teacher,
"Send this Boy. to University, I got the last ten questions wrong
myself!"

2. ### drillerJF-Expert Member

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daaaah asee dogo ni balaaaaa.....!

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Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Kwikwikwhiiii!
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Vywimoquqexipfooo!

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tafsiri basi,ki kwetu mkubwa

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It was amaizing lol.

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ingekua bongo,angeenda UDOM

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### The EagleMember

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"the headmaster" got the last ten qns wrong. Akamkubali dogo apelekwe university kabisa na c std 3.duh huyn h/m nafkri alikua mbongo pia coz hata mi nlikosa hayo majibu.

9. ### Lekanjobe KubinikaJF-Expert Member

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### valid statementJF-Expert Member

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My self i got All last 10questions wrong too.Lmao.

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kufanya nini?

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### mpingitiMember

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Lo! Maswali yenye majibu mawili. Kijana hongera.

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Huyo dogo ana masterz dah!

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What word Starts with J and ends with s, that makes them loose their Mind and Get addicted?

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