Tehe tehe tehe tehee!

[Kirikou Wa Kwanza]

Jamaa mmoja aliondoka asubuhi nyumbani
kwenda kazini, Ilipofika mchana
akampigia simu mke wake.
Jamaa: Haloo Mke wangu vipi?
Mke: Safi.
Jamaa: Uko wapi? Mke: Niko nyumbani napika.
Jamaa: Kama kweli uko nyumbani
washa Blender nisikie.
Mke: (Akawasha) Umesikia?
Jamaa: Sawa nitakuja Baadae.
Siku ya pili hivyo hivyo akapiga simu. Jamaa: Haloo mke wangu upo salama?
Mke: Nipo salama.
Jamaa: Uko wapi?
Mke: Kama Ulivyoniacha asubuhi
nyumbani.
Jamaa: Kama kweli uko nyumbani washa Blender Nisikie?
Mke: (Akawasha) Umesikia?
Jamaa: Sawa nitakuja baadae.

Jamaa akaendelea kufanya huo mchezo siku sita mfululizo, siku ya saba akarudi nyumbani bila kumpigia simu mke wake, alipofika nyumbani akamkuta dada wa
kazi yuko peke yake akamuuliza
"Vipi mbona uko peke yako mama yako yuko wapi?
Dada akamjibu "Sijui maana ulivyotoka na yeye katoka na Blender
tangu asubuhi."

 

[mbinde]

Teh,teh,teh

 

[benlouren]

hahahaaaa

 

[Dragoon]

hahahhaaaaaa meseji senti

 

[miss chagga]

ha ha haha

 

[tomjelly]

kjkdhd

 

[The King of Jews]

blender limekuwa handbag.........

 

[Ngarna]

Unalinda kisima na maji waja wachota. Usichunge mtu amini mtu.Bila kuaminiana hakuna mapenzi ya kweli.

 

[UDSM Alumni]

Hahahaha....

 

[Mafikizolo]

Hadi wewe umecheka hahahahahahahahaha

ha ha haha

 

[xYz07]

Hahahahaaa Nouma sana aisee

 

[miss chagga]

Hadi wewe umecheka hahahahahahahahaha

nimeongeza siku

 

[Mafikizolo]

Hata mie naona, lol nikajua wewe mpenda hela unacheka kwenye hela tu teh teh

nimeongeza siku

 

[chlorine gas]

Teh teh teh.. Balaa jamaa yupo kazini kimwili kiroho anawaza mkewe nyumbani anachapiwa hizi pressure hatari