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- Jul 28, 2007
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An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she is two months late. Very
worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,
cursing, crying, the mother says: 'Who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and, a
mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a
very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He
sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and
he explains: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is
born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa and a $1,000,000 bank>account. If a boy is born, my legacy will
be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However,if there is a miscarriage, well.....what do you suggest I do?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You'll sleep with her
again and try again until we get a girl, a boy and later on twins and,
if she continues the miscarrige, the mother is here at your disposal
or you can have both my daughter and my wife.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
worried, the mother rushes off to the chemist and buys a pregnancy
kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting,
cursing, crying, the mother says: 'Who was the pig that did this to
you? I want to know!' The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
Half an hour later a red Ferrari stops in front of their house and, a
mature and distinguished man with grey hair, impeccably dressed in a
very expensive suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He
sits in the living room with the father, the mother and the girl and
he explains: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the
problem. However, I can't marry her because of my personal family
situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for
your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is
born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront
villa and a $1,000,000 bank>account. If a boy is born, my legacy will
be a couple of factories and a $2,000,000 bank account. If it is
twins, a factory and $2,000,000 each.
However,if there is a miscarriage, well.....what do you suggest I do?
At this point, the father, who had remained silent places a hand
firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, 'You'll sleep with her
again and try again until we get a girl, a boy and later on twins and,
if she continues the miscarrige, the mother is here at your disposal
or you can have both my daughter and my wife.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
