Tale of Dickson-The sperm.

[Jaguar]

Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named Dickson. Dickson was always trying to keep his fitness,jogging,lifting weights and even swimming.~~~When his friends asked him why was he doing these things,he said;"only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby,and I want to be that one when time comes".~~His friends would just laugh at him and pass. ~~The time for them to go out came and Dickson outran all of them to the exit,as matter of fact,there was a huge gap between Dickson and the rest.~~All of a sudden the other guys saw Dickson running back as fast as they have never seen him before.As he went past them in the opposite direction.~~They asked,"Dickson why are you running back,didn't you say you wanted to be the one?",and Dickson breathlessly replied,"heh heh heh......This stupid is MASTURBATING!

 

[vunjajungu]

Nilivyoanza kusoma nikadhani jamaa alikua anakula tigo so dickson kakutana na m*v*!!!!

 

[Jaguar]

Nilivyoanza kusoma nikadhani jamaa alikua anakula tigo so dickson kakutana na m*v*!!!!

Nope,angejifanya kiherehere angemwagwa sakafuni.

 

[obsesd]

Out of a bunch of millions of sperms there was this one sperm named Dickson. Dickson was always trying to keep his fitness,jogging,lifting weights and even swimming.~~~When his friends asked him why was he doing these things,he said;"only one of us will meet the egg and make a baby,and I want to be that one when time comes".~~His friends would just laugh at him and pass. ~~The time for them to go out came and Dickson outran all of them to the exit,as matter of fact,there was a huge gap between Dickson and the rest.~~All of a sudden the other guys saw Dickson running back as fast as they have never seen him before.As he went past them in the opposite direction.~~They asked,"Dickson why are you running back,didn't you say you wanted to be the one?",and Dickson breathlessly replied,"heh heh heh......This stupid is MASTURBATING!

hahaha mmmh.

 

[piper]

Hahahaha.... inabidi nikatafute mbavu za akiba.

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Duh!... Badala ya kucheka nimejikuta nikimhurumia Dickson...

 

[Jaguar]

Hahahaha.... inabidi nikatafute mbavu za akiba.

Ooops,sorry for dat!

 

[UGONVIMWIKO]

Jamani mi napita tu!

 

[Jaguar]

Duh!... Badala ya kucheka nimejikuta nikimhurumia Dickson...

Kweli kabisa Bishop.

 

[Geraldo DaVinci]

hahaha jamaa aliona atakua wasted hii kali

 

[Jaguar]

hahaha jamaa aliona atakua wasted hii kali

Lazima mission iwe accomplished!

 

[divalicious]

Hahahahahahahahaha ah best joke ever

 

[kibhopile]

haha haha, mission impossible, we mkali.

 

[Kabakabana]

Machkini dickson

 

[Jaguar]

Hahahahahahahahaha ah best joke ever

Thanks!

 

[Jaguar]

haha haha, mission impossible, we mkali.

One day YES!

 

[papag]

salale!!!HII KALI

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

No COMMENT!!!!!

 

[Katavi]

Hii kali......:lol::lol::lol:

 

[Jaguar]

No COMMENT!!!!!

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