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Sperm Count

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bettina, May 21, 2009.

  1. B

    Bettina Member

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    An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
    The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
    "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."


    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave
    him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.
    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained:
    "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.
    Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

    Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand,
    then her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth,
    first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.
    We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too,
    first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried
    squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

    The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried,
    we still couldn't get the jar open."

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    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    ahahahhahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nice!
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! ebaaanaeeee!! najua hapo doctor atapiga oooooops!!
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    Lambardi JF-Expert Member

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    Timtim JF-Expert Member

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    Babu balaa huyu.
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! teh! teh! Doc alikuwa shocked!