Some1 wants to go to the University

[Nukta5]

One day, Some1 who is a boy was in primary three, approached his teacher.

Some1 said, "M’am(Madam/Teacher), I should be in primary four, I’m smarter than my sister and she’s in the primary
four."
The M’am had heard enough of his complaints and took Some1 to the Principal’s office. She explained everything to the Principal who decided to test Some1 with some questions that a primary four pupil should know.

PRINCIPAL: What’s 3 + 3?
Some1: 6!
PRINCIPAL: 6 + 6?
Some1: 12!
And so on...

The Principal asked the boy many
questions and Some1 got them
right. The Principal then asked
M’am(Madam/Teacher) to send Some1 to primary four. M’am decided to ask some more questions and the Principal
agreed.

M’AM: What does a cow have four
of, that I’ve only two of?

Some1: Legs!

M’AM: What’s in your pants that you have but I don’t have?

Some1: Pockets!

M’AM: What starts with a C and
ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious
and contains thin whitish liquid?

Some1: Coconut!

M’AM: What goes in hard and pink
then comes out soft and sticky?

The principal’s eyes open really
wide, but before he could stop the
answer, the boy was taking charge.

Some1: Bubble Gum!

M’AM: You stick your poles inside
me. You tie me down to get me up,
I get wet before you do. What am
I?

Some1: Tent!
The principal was looking restless.

M’AM: A finger goes in me. You
fiddle with me when you’re bored.
The best man always has me first
and what am I?

Some1: Wedding Ring!

M’AM: I come in many sizes. When
I’m not well, I drip. When you blow
me, you feel good?

Some1: Nose!

M’AM: I have a stiff shaft. My tip
penetrates, I come with a quiver?

Some1: Arrow!

M’AM: What starts with ‘F’ and
ends with a ‘K’ and if you don’t get
it, you have to use your hand?

Some1:Fork!

M’AM: What’s it that all men have,
it’s longer in some men than
others, the Pope doesn’t use his
and a man gives it to his wife after
marriage?

Some1: Surname!

M’AM: What part of the man has
no bone, but has muscles with a
lot of veins like pumping and is
responsible for making love?

Some1: Heart!

The principal heaved a sigh of
relief and told the teacher, "Send
Some1 to the University! I got the
last ten questions wrong myself!"

 

[July Fourth]

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