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Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Bujibuji, Dec 11, 2009.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students.

    Teacher: What is your problem?

    Boy: I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade
    and I'm smarter than she is. I think I should be in the third-grade too.

    The teacher took the boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited
    in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the
    situation was.

    The principal told her that he would give the boy a test and if he failed
    to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and
    She agreed.

    The boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
    agreed to take the test.

    Principal: What is 3 x 3?
    Boy: 9

    Principal: What is 6 x 6?
    Boy: 36

    And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade
    should know. 'I think the boy can go to the third-grade', said the

    The teacher said she had some of her own questions to ask.

    The principal and the boy agreed.

    Teacher: What is it that a cow has four and I have only two?
    Boy: (after a moment) Legs.

    Teacher: What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?
    Boy: Pockets.

    Teacher: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious
    and contains thin whitish liquid?
    Boy: Coconut.

    Teacher : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
    The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
    answer, the boy was already answering.

    Boy: Bubblegum

    Teacher: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a
    dog does on three legs?
    The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the
    Boy: Shake hands.

    Teacher: Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?
    Boy: Yep.

    Teacher: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I
    get wet before you do.
    Boy: Tent

    Teacher: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The
    best man always has me first.
    The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large vodka
    Boy: Wedding Ring.

    Teacher: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow
    me, you feel good.
    Boy: Nose

    Teacher: I am a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
    Boy: Arrow

    Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of
    heat and excitement?
    Boy: Firetruck.

    Teacher: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' and if u don't get it
    u have to use your hand?
    Boy: Fork.

    Teacher : What is it that all men have one. It is longer for some men than
    for others. The pope doesn't use his. Normally a man gives it to his wife
    after they're married?
    Boy: SURNAME.

    The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, 'Send
    this Boy to the University. I got the last ten questions wrong myself!'