Shehe na pensi mpya

Shehe mmoja aliletewa zawadi ya pensi kutoka Oman. Alipendelea sana kuivaa na kanzu wakati wa swala. Ilitokea siku moja Shehe alichelewa swala ya ijumaa na ilimbidi avae kanzu haraka haraka na akasahau kuva pensi. Wakati anatoa udhu miguuni alipandisha kanzu juu na makalio yote nje bila kujua, waumini wakamuuliza kwa mshangao baada ya kumuona shehe makamilio wazi. He! Vipi shehe mbona hivyo?
Shehe akajibu " he he hee MAMBO YA OMAN hayo"

safi sana

Xafi xana nxuri

Ugomvi huo, haya mimi simo.

jchofachogenda said:

Ugomvi huo, haya mimi simo.

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nanusa harufu ya udini hapa.
Kwanini isiwe padre kaletewa pensi toka Vatican, au kasisi wa Lutheran kaletewa pensi toka Jeremani, potelea mbali, au shemasi wa Anglican kaletewa toka Uingereza.
Udini huu...

dah mi thina neno ila nimecheka. teh teh teh kwi kwi !!?

hahaha ingekuwa padre isingechekesha jamaa kafanisha kuinama masaburi nje na Oman sasa vatican wanamind masaburi... si ni oman.....

mphamvu said:

nanusa harufu ya udini hapa.
Kwanini isiwe padre kaletewa pensi toka vatican, au kasisi wa lutheran kaletewa pensi toka jeremani, potelea mbali, au shemasi wa anglican kaletewa toka uingereza.
Udini huu...

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na wewe unafanya nini?

umenivunja mbavu.

KIDOSHO said:

hahaha ingekuwa padre isingechekesha jamaa kafanisha kuinama masaburi nje na Oman sasa vatican wanamind masaburi... si ni oman.....

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Inaonekana ulishaenda oman wakakupakata masaburi yako kwa maelezo yako inaonesha u mzoefu

Bokoharamu wasumbufu sana wao kila kitu uchokozi tu!

Ziltan said:

Bokoharamu wasumbufu sana wao kila kitu uchokozi tu!

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Hahaha.. Hiv 2nao Humu Eeh!

Shekhe, ustadhi, maalim, muftiiiiii kwishnieeee.

Mphamvu said:

nanusa harufu ya udini hapa.
Kwanini isiwe padre kaletewa pensi toka Vatican, au kasisi wa Lutheran kaletewa pensi toka Jeremani, potelea mbali, au shemasi wa Anglican kaletewa toka Uingereza.
Udini huu...

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Huku hatuna udini

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa, jamaa anamind mpaka kwenye utani

hahahahaha!hi kali sana!hahahaha!nimecheka mpaka watu wananishangaa bar.hahahahaha.

he he he he dah hii kali

Shiwawa said:

safi sana

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Safi kwa lipi hapo?

Mphamvu said:

nanusa harufu ya udini hapa.
Kwanini isiwe padre kaletewa pensi toka Vatican, au kasisi wa Lutheran kaletewa pensi toka Jeremani, potelea mbali, au shemasi wa Anglican kaletewa toka Uingereza.
Udini huu...

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Mkuu kwa wote hao isingetakiwa ilopo ni kukataza udini hata humu jf kwa ujumla

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