Pastor: 'If there is anybody here that does not want this couple to be Joined together in holy matrimony, he or she should speak out now.' A man from the extreme of the church stood up and walked towards the alter. As the bride saw the man coming closer, she fainted. The bridegroom and the whole congregation were in confusion. When the man got to the front, the pastor asked, 'why don't you want these people to be joined together?' Man: 'I could not hear your voice clearly from the back sir, so I decided to come and tell you that the speaker is faulty!!!!