Sad story of a man

[mkonowapaka]

LAST Week was my birthday…
My wife didn’t wish me
My parents forgot and so did my kids

I went to work………
Even my colleague did not wish me
As I entered my cabin my secretary said “Happy Birthday Boss”
I felt special
She asked me for lunch
After lunch she invited me to her apartment
We went there
She said,
“Do you mind if I go to the bedroom for a minute?”
“Do you mind if I go to the bedroom for a minute?”
She came out 5 minutes later with a cake……
And my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues
All screaming; “SURPRISE!!!!!!!”
And
I was waiting on the sofa…..



……….
NAKED

 

[Gurta]

poor sod

 

[chapaa]

tamaa mbaya

 

[Husninyo]

Duh! Hzi msg zinasambaa. MaJuzi kuna mtu alinitumia kwa simu.

 

[Washawasha]

bonge la noma,let me wish you happy birthday for your EXAM. Nalog off

 

[TIMING]

Nalog off

Nalog off na kuondoka huondoki, hizi copy paste balaa kweli

 

[Washawasha]

Nalog off na kuondoka huondoki, hizi copy paste balaa kweli

Kwani jamaa hajaitunga mwenyewe? Nalog off

 

[TIMING]

Kwani jamaa hajaitunga mwenyewe? Nalog off

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[Washawasha]

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Yes,am sho. Nalog off

 

[TIMING]

Yes,am sho. Nalog off

__________

 

[Washawasha]

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Kumbe Tembo ana mguu kama wa mtu? Nalog off

 

[afrodenzi]

duhhhhh
Imekula kwake..

 

[Mwalimu kp]

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