Reason why i never visit rich people!!!

[ZLATAN]

Him: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Me: "tea please"
Him: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Me: " Ceylon tea"
Him: "How would you like it ? Black or white?"
Me: "white"
Him: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Me: "With milk "
Him: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Me: "With cow milk please.
Him: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Me: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Him: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Me: "With sugar"
Him: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Me: "Cane sugar "
Him: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Me: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.!"
Him: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Me: "Mineral water"
Him: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Me: "Shit! I'll rather die of thirst".:A S angry::A S angry:

I Love Humanity But I Hate People who make simple things look too complex. I just wanted it in a mug.That was it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

CHAGUA CCM , CHAGUA KIKWETE

 

[Genekai]

Hii ya zamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaani ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kuletwa hapa jamvini!

 

[Speaker]

Him: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Me: "tea please"
Him: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Me: " Ceylon tea"
Him: "How would you like it ? Black or white?"
Me: "white"
Him: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Me: "With milk "
Him: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Me: "With cow milk please.
Him: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Me: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Him: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Me: "With sugar"
Him: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Me: "Cane sugar "
Him: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Me: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.!"
Him: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Me: "Mineral water"
Him: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Me: "Shit! I'll rather die of thirst".:A S angry::A S angry:

I Love Humanity But I Hate People who make simple things look too complex. I just wanted it in a mug.That was it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

CHAGUA CCM , CHAGUA KIKWETE

hahahaha,dah umenipa kicheko ila nilipoona signature tu ya chagua nanii duh,furaha ikaisha

 

[Deodat]

hahahaha,dah umenipa kicheko ila nilipoona signature tu ya chagua nanii duh,furaha ikaisha

Ha ha ha! yaani na mie yamenikuta hayohayo!

 

[ZLATAN]

hii ya zamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaani ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kuletwa hapa jamvini!

gendaeka,
sio lazima ujibu kila kitu mdogowangu, ukijuacho wewe mwingine hakijui, au kuna kukumbushana za nyuma just 4 fun, thats y hata miziki kuna zilipendwa.

Au muimba taarab mwenzetu?, ulizaliwa enzi ya visasi vya nasma khamis na khadija kopa?.

Twajua upo dogo.

 

[ZLATAN]

hahahaha,dah umenipa kicheko ila nilipoona signature tu ya chagua nanii duh,furaha ikaisha

Speaker n Deodat,

msikonde mwisho trh 31.

 

[Genekai]

gendaeka,

Hili ninavyofahamu ni tusi ila kwa kukukomoa sikurepoti wala nini nakupiga thanx tu. Naogopa kukupigia crap ntafungiwa!

 

[Gama]

Him: "What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee?"
Me: "tea please"
Him: " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Me: " Ceylon tea"
Him: "How would you like it ? Black or white?"
Me: "white"
Him: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Me: "With milk "
Him: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Me: "With cow milk please.
Him: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Me: " Um, I'll take it black. "
Him: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Me: "With sugar"
Him: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Me: "Cane sugar "
Him: " White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Me: "Forget about tea, just give me a glass of water instead.!"
Him: "Mineral water or still water ? "
Me: "Mineral water"
Him: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Me: "Shit! I'll rather die of thirst".:A S angry::A S angry:

I Love Humanity But I Hate People who make simple things look too complex. I just wanted it in a mug.That was it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!​

CHAGUA CCM , CHAGUA KIKWETE

its good, but hapa siyo mahali pake: peleka kwenye jokes