Re wachaga

Duniani kila mtu ana mazuri yake na mabaya yake,hata kama watu watakupa ushauri lukuki hapa JF,tambua kuwa nao wana mapungufu yao ,wanaweza kukujenga au kukubomoa katika urafiki/uchumba wenu,cha msingi mtangulize Mola atakuonyesha njia salama ya kupitia!
 
So you got lucky and married a Chagga. Let me warn you – Chagga's have a thing with status quo. When you meet a Chagga and he rises an eye brow, by that gesture he doesn't mean he's trying to place you, he actually means, "and you are?" Granted, names are everything to many people. They says it's connections that get you places. But duuh! I used to think our cousins up there are bad, but kweli us Chaggas deserve a trophy! If your family does not have clout – then consider yourself status quos – no name – a nobody.
"Shimbonyi mbee. Yesterday I invited Mushi over for some brandy, that livestock thief," I want to hear a Chagga say that one day.
You go to a Chagga funeral or wedding – kama ni jina fulani, you will see all the big shots seated at a ‘high table', where they will be doing what they do best – erm, telling it as it is … If there is no high table, which is most unlikely – anyway, how to spot a Chagga with clout at a big gathering – there will be a bottle of VSOP, blue label or black label something on the table.
"Yesterday I wired my daughter who is studying in Canada US$ 10,000 for her birthday present." One would start with a goblet of the best Cognac in his hand, "she wants a car … when I was working for the embassy in the UK, Nyerere used to be the guest in my house … you see my Mercedes, it's custom made … my daughter can not speak a word of Swahili. She didn't grow up here, you see … my first born got his degree from Harvard, my second born from Yale and the last is doing his degree at Oxford … I'm alone today, missus has gone to Dubai for shopping. She need a new car, the X5 is getting to familiar – everybody has it. Even Rweyemamu has it jamani!"
Lets take this story about this Chagga boy, lets call him Lelo. Lelo had accompanied his friend, lets call him Nderima, to the airport to pick up Nderima's father. Lelo was the one who was driving the car. Lelo loved cars – so whenever he got the chance to be behind the wheel, he would beg and gravel. Anyway, so Nderima's father got into the car and after brief introductions, like any typical Chagga (man) he wanted to know more about Lelo.
"So Lelo, what's your father's name?"
"Massawe, baba."
"Aah, Massawe with the gas station? Great man1 Very intelligent!"
"No, baba. Not that Massawe, baba." Infact they were not even related maskini – even by clanship
Nderima's father kept quiet hoping that Lelo would say something else, say a bit more to the story. After what seemed like a mortuary silence, he went on, "so is the Massawe with the chain of butcheries your father then?"
"No baba."
"Massawe whose daughter is married to that tycoon of …"
"Hapana baba," Lelo interrupted even before Baba Nderima could finish his sentence.
"Okay, it must be that Massawe with the hotel in …"
"Hapana baba."
"Aaah, it must be that Massawe who has been with the UN since …" Baba Nderima started off dreamily as he leaned on his walking stick – but again he got interrupted.
"No baba," Lelo replied, with his grip getting tighter on the steering wheel.
"Then who the hell is your father, boy?"
"John Massawe, baba."
"John Massawe? Hmmm … the name doesn't sound familiar at all," Nderima's father scratches his balding head. "what does he do?"
"He is one of the labourers at the coffee plantation …"
Before Lelo could even finish his sentence, Nderima's father tapped him on his shoulder with his walking stick with ivory and a gold plaited tip, "stop the car boy."
"Dad, what is wrong?" Nderima asked his father.
"The boy has no name! His father is a labourer, for chrissake? What will I tell my friends? Whom will I tell drove me from the airport? A nobody?!" He growled.

Source: Sandra Mushi
 
Kiujumla wanajua kuchakarika sana, Hawakai kizembe zembe kama wanawake wa makabila mengine! Kaka Vuta kitu mkijipanga vizuri katiika muda mfupi utakuwa vizuri zaidi ya sasa!
 
Mimi sioni umuhimu wa kuanza kuulizia swala la kabila likoje,what matter ni mapenzi na maelewano yenu wenyewe.......ukiambiwa ubaya wa mchaga utamuacha,utampata mgogo napo ukiambiwa ubaya wake nae utamuacha.......achana na maswala ya kabila kaka kama umependa beba mzigo
 
Karibuni kwetu bana mle machalari ya nyama,kisusio,mbege na wadada wazuri kwa kujua kutafuta sio uzuri wa sura wala umbo.
 
mbona unajiangaisha na vitu ambavyo havina maana,,, we ndo unamjua huyo mtu wako, unaanza kutafuta vitu ambavyo havitakusaidia.,, hapa utaambiwa yanayosikika kuhusu wachaga au yaliyomtokea mtu na hao wachaga,, so you too find your on experience NAO ndo utapata jibu..... HALAFU VILE VILE HAKUNA BINADAMU MKAMILIFU , ILA NI BORA UPATE YULE MWENYE MAPUNGUFU MACHACHE UNAYOWEZA KUENDANA NAYO.
 
Anothar pumba

Mohammed Shossi said:
So you got lucky and married a Chagga. Let me warn you – Chagga's have a thing with status quo. When you meet a Chagga and he rises an eye brow, by that gesture he doesn't mean he's trying to place you, he actually means, "and you are?" Granted, names are everything to many people. They says it's connections that get you places. But duuh! I used to think our cousins up there are bad, but kweli us Chaggas deserve a trophy! If your family does not have clout – then consider yourself status quos – no name – a nobody.
"Shimbonyi mbee. Yesterday I invited Mushi over for some brandy, that livestock thief," I want to hear a Chagga say that one day.
You go to a Chagga funeral or wedding – kama ni jina fulani, you will see all the big shots seated at a ‘high table', where they will be doing what they do best – erm, telling it as it is … If there is no high table, which is most unlikely – anyway, how to spot a Chagga with clout at a big gathering – there will be a bottle of VSOP, blue label or black label something on the table.
"Yesterday I wired my daughter who is studying in Canada US$ 10,000 for her birthday present." One would start with a goblet of the best Cognac in his hand, "she wants a car … when I was working for the embassy in the UK, Nyerere used to be the guest in my house … you see my Mercedes, it's custom made … my daughter can not speak a word of Swahili. She didn't grow up here, you see … my first born got his degree from Harvard, my second born from Yale and the last is doing his degree at Oxford … I'm alone today, missus has gone to Dubai for shopping. She need a new car, the X5 is getting to familiar – everybody has it. Even Rweyemamu has it jamani!"
Lets take this story about this Chagga boy, lets call him Lelo. Lelo had accompanied his friend, lets call him Nderima, to the airport to pick up Nderima's father. Lelo was the one who was driving the car. Lelo loved cars – so whenever he got the chance to be behind the wheel, he would beg and gravel. Anyway, so Nderima's father got into the car and after brief introductions, like any typical Chagga (man) he wanted to know more about Lelo.
"So Lelo, what's your father's name?"
"Massawe, baba."
"Aah, Massawe with the gas station? Great man1 Very intelligent!"
"No, baba. Not that Massawe, baba." Infact they were not even related maskini – even by clanship
Nderima's father kept quiet hoping that Lelo would say something else, say a bit more to the story. After what seemed like a mortuary silence, he went on, "so is the Massawe with the chain of butcheries your father then?"
"No baba."
"Massawe whose daughter is married to that tycoon of …"
"Hapana baba," Lelo interrupted even before Baba Nderima could finish his sentence.
"Okay, it must be that Massawe with the hotel in …"
"Hapana baba."
"Aaah, it must be that Massawe who has been with the UN since …" Baba Nderima started off dreamily as he leaned on his walking stick – but again he got interrupted.
"No baba," Lelo replied, with his grip getting tighter on the steering wheel.
"Then who the hell is your father, boy?"
"John Massawe, baba."
"John Massawe? Hmmm … the name doesn't sound familiar at all," Nderima's father scratches his balding head. "what does he do?"
"He is one of the labourers at the coffee plantation …"
Before Lelo could even finish his sentence, Nderima's father tapped him on his shoulder with his walking stick with ivory and a gold plaited tip, "stop the car boy."
"Dad, what is wrong?" Nderima asked his father.
"The boy has no name! His father is a labourer, for chrissake? What will I tell my friends? Whom will I tell drove me from the airport? A nobody?!" He growled.

Source: Sandra Mushi
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Marahaba said:
Duniani kila mtu ana mazuri yake na mabaya yake,hata kama watu watakupa ushauri lukuki hapa JF,tambua kuwa nao wana mapungufu yao ,wanaweza kukujenga au kukubomoa katika urafiki/uchumba wenu,cha msingi mtangulize Mola atakuonyesha njia salama ya kupitia!
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Ubarikiwe mkuu
 
Babaubaya said:
Kiujumla wanajua kuchakarika sana, Hawakai kizembe zembe kama wanawake wa makabila mengine! Kaka Vuta kitu mkijipanga vizuri katiika muda mfupi utakuwa vizuri zaidi ya sasa!
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Nashkuru Mkuu Bwana awenawe
 
Seto said:
mbona unajiangaisha na vitu ambavyo havina maana,,, we ndo unamjua huyo mtu wako, unaanza kutafuta vitu ambavyo havitakusaidia.,, hapa utaambiwa yanayosikika kuhusu wachaga au yaliyomtokea mtu na hao wachaga,, so you too find your on experience NAO ndo utapata jibu..... HALAFU VILE VILE HAKUNA BINADAMU MKAMILIFU , ILA NI BORA UPATE YULE MWENYE MAPUNGUFU MACHACHE UNAYOWEZA KUENDANA NAYO.
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Kweli Mkuu Seto Bwana awe nawe
 
KIMICHIO said:
Karibuni kwetu bana mle machalari ya nyama,kisusio,mbege na wadada wazuri kwa kujua kutafuta sio uzuri wa sura wala umbo.
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Asante sana Kimichio tumesha anza kula na kunywa mbeke. mwakampya ulikuwa bomba sana kule Marangu kwa mzaa chema
 
Susy said:
best hujawajua wachaga vizuri!! unaona kama unakufanya uwe mchumi mwenzio ana lake kichwani, ni bora ukatumia hekima zaidi juu ya jambo hili!! kuwa makini kakaaaaaaaaaaa i know them very well yooooooo
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Tupe experience basi suzy mbona unabana?
 
Liz Senior said:
Ha ha ha ! Umeona eeeh? Umeyataka mwenyewe. Unatarajia nini? Chuya na mchele watakupa. Inabidi uwe mbayuwayu...changanya na za kwako[/QUOTE

Liz nikisema pumba nikuwa kwangu hazina maana najua msafara wa mamba na kenge wamo halafu jamaa wana wivu hata kumona hamjamuna do nngoja sasa niwarushe roho naweka picha yake muumie vizuri
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kasopa said:
Bwana asifi
jamni leo najito kimasomaso kila mara huwa naona humu wanongelewa wachaga lakini sijawahi kusoma na mimi napendana na binti wa kichaga na nampango wakumuoa kabisa sasa hebu nijuzeni nini hasa ubaya wao nauzuri wao nataka jua nimekaa na mpenzi wangu sijaona kitu kibaya na kizuri zaid nilchokiona ni Inkonomi sana mwanzo tulikuwa tukienda kula sehm kubwa baadae ikawa hataki twende huko natunaenda sehem za kawida na beirahisi kanifundisha kuwa mchumi na sio mkubwa mpaka vile bado msijana mdogo ndo kwanza ana22 naomba ukweli japokuwa kutakuwa na wasi kwa bazi ya watu lakini haitokuwa sababu ya kutomuoa vidole havipo sawa
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Acha kuendekeza ukabila kasopa.., hautakufikisha mahali popote..!
Oa kama unapenda si kwa sababu ya kabila fulani... Jirekebishe tafadhali..!
 
Lizzy said:
Sasa weweeeee....so far hujaona ubaya...umesema chochote kitakachosemwa hakitabadili uamuzi wako..sasa chochoko ya nini???Yeye ndiye unayemtaka...hajaonyesha tabia mbaya sasa tabia ya kabila collectively unataka kuipeleka wapi??Mchunguze yeye achana na maneno ya kuambiwa!!!

Na kwa kumalizia.....kama ulishaona yakiongelewa hapa umeona umuhimu gani wa kuanzisha thread nyingine????Umeshindwa nini kuzitafuta upitie???:twitch:
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Ahsante Lizzy kwa majibu mazuri na kunipunguzia kazi ya ku-comment..!
 
ukipitia thread nyingi hapa JF wachaga wamepondwa sana,sasa kuja kutaka ushauri humu JF kuhusu wachaga sijui unategemea nini?? au kesi ya nyani hakimu fisi????

in short tunakata viuno kama pangaboi kushinda wamakonde!!!!

pili hakuna anayetufikia kwa upishi,biryani pilau sijui catelesi hata wahindi hawaoni ndani.....lol,kwa kifupi TUKO JUU MWANAWANE!!!!!!:coffee:
 
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