Rais Dkt Magufuli aota urais wa Mbinguni

[BEHOLD]

"Nataka ikiwezekana niwe raisi wa malaika mbinguni"

Nimependa sana ndoto hii ya Mheshimiwa Rais wangu,
It can be, play your extra harder part Mr President.

God bless you.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Sishangai kwa kauli ya sampuli hiyo kutoka kwa huyo Magufuli [kama kweli imetoka kwake].

 

[The Boss]

Sishangai kwa kauli ya sampuli hiyo kutoka kwa huyo Magufuli [kama kweli imetoka kwake].

Kama kaongea kweli basi wapambe wake wamlazimishe kusoma hotuba...
kabla hajaongea kitu very embarrassing...

 

[fega fega]

Kama kaongea kweli basi wapambe wake wamlazimishe kusoma hotuba...
kabla hajaongea kitu very embarrassing...

We jamaa mbishi kama Mapalala

 

[BEHOLD]

Kama kaongea kweli basi wapambe wake wamlazimishe kusoma hotuba...
kabla hajaongea kitu very embarrassing...

Kamuulize Jaji Mkuu OTHMAN CHANDE, Kama hakusikia.

Lakini tatizo liko wapi?
"UFALME WA MBINGUNI UTAPIGANIWA, NA WENYE NGUVU, WATAUTEKA", Bible.

President has right dream.

 

[The Boss]

Kamuulize Jaji Mkuu OTHMAN CHANDE, Kama hakusikia.

Lakini tatizo liko wapi?
"UFALME WA MBINGUNI UTAPIGANIWA, NA WENYE NGUVU, WATAUTEKA", Bible.

President has right dream.

very interesting ..

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Mhhh,
Kyala gwangu, kyala gwangu.

 

[Jenerali Ambamba]

Sasa jamani hapo si alichomekea tu siku ile ya Sheria?

acha upuuzi wako, Nonsense!!!!

 

[Mwana]

Kama kaongea kweli basi wapambe wake wamlazimishe kusoma hotuba...
kabla hajaongea kitu very embarrassing...

Kitu gani kilikuwa embarrassing?!?!? Of course wa design ya kusoma wapo na anayoyasoma wala hayatoki moyoni ndio maana hata utekelezaji ni Zero!

 

[wise-comedian]

Our president has a good sense of humour, most people don't nail it

 

[tikatika]

Kuna shida katka kauli hii kuliko tudhaiavyo

Kwa sisi wakristo malaika ni nani?
Nan rais wao kwa sasa ni nan??
Anataka cheo cha Gabrieli?
Au Mungu mwenyewe??