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Nani kachukua horn yangu?
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Not me


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Eat Something Will Ya?
 
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Mhh kweli pic za ajab hizo kucha agrrrr!!
 
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Sio siri huyo paka ananiogopesha sijamuangalia mara mbili mwili wote unasisimka!!
 
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This is how I usually feel after Thanksgiving dinner.​
 
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This is an amazing picture, but I'd hate to see how it ends up.​
 
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Nguyen realized his friend had taken this macho chef thing a step too far.​
 
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I love how his owner doesn't even notice.​
 
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This will not end well.​
 
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What the?!​
 
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Is this really the solution they came up with?​
 
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I just can't shake this feeling that she's cheating on me.​
 
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Excuse me, is this used?​
 
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Keg for the party: $75
Tacky striped couch: $125 Your picture on the Internet after falling asleep and pissing yourself... Priceless
 

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