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Pastor huyu, kanimaliza!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by HorsePower, Mar 28, 2012.

  1. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    A Man "lived alone in the countryside with only apet dog for company. One day, the dog died, and the Man went to the parish pastor and said, 'Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a mass for the poor creature?' The Pastor replied, 'I'm afraid not. We cannot have services for an animal in the church. But there is a new church down the road, and there's no telling' what they believe. Maybe they'll do something for the animal; you can go and find out'.

    Then the Man answered innocently, 'I'll go right away Pastor. But do you
    think $50,000 is enough to donate for the burial service?' The Pastor
    exclaimed, "YESUU NA MARIA..!! Mother of Jesus!
    Why didn't you tell me the dog was a Christian....we definitely have
    services for all Christians!!