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# No one works!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by NG'OTIMBEBEDZU, Sep 14, 2010.

1. ### NG'OTIMBEBEDZUJF-Expert Member

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Believe it or not,there is just no time.
Every year has 365 days.
--If you sleep 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with 243 days
--If you rest 8 hrs a day = 122 days. This leaves you with 121 days.
--You certainly don"t work on Sundays = 52 days. This leaves you with 69 days.
--And everyone takes off half day on Saturday = 26 days. This leaves you with 43 days.
--If you take off 1 and a half hours for Tea and Lunch = 28 days. This leaves you with 15 days.
--Everyone must have at least 2 weeks vacation = 14 days.This leaves you with 1 day.
--This 1 day is a Labour day when simply no one works.
--This leaves 0 day.
Now you can see what you have left for Work!!! Only 0 day.

2. ### senatorJF-Expert Member

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Some contradiction hapo..Sleeping and resting..may b ufafanuzi zaidi..na hata huko chini pia utata mtupu!

3. ### Da WomanizerJF-Expert Member

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Hesabu zako zina matatizo mengi sana na bahati mbaya sitaki kupoteza muda wangu kuonesha matatizo yako.

4. ### ananiaMember

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