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No.No..No....Never force children to pray

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by FuturePresident, Jun 8, 2012.

  1. FuturePresident

    FuturePresident JF-Expert Member

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    At dinner, a little boy was ordered to lead in prayer by his father.
    BOY: But I don't know how to pray.
    DAD: Just pray for your family members, friends and neighbours, the poor, etc
    BOY: "Dear Lord," he started
    Thank you for our visitors and their children, who finished all my cookies and ice cream.
    Bless them so they won't come again!

    Forgive our neighbor's son, who removed my sister's clothes and wrestled with her on her bed yesterday.

    This coming Christmas, please send clothes to all those poor naked ladies on my daddy's blackberry mobile phone, and provide shelter to the homeless men who use mom's room when daddy is at work.. AMEN

    That evening Mom and Dad did not have dinnerÂ…Â…
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    dah kama mtto wangu ntamuweka fimbo adi atasema pooh af nkimalza mkewang af nkimalza najichapa mwenyewe
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    Huyo mtoto atakuwa msanii full ata kama itakuwa ni kweli
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    Alitumwa tu si bure, aiseeeeeeee.......
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    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Maombi mazuri