Nimechekaje!!!?!!

Mb-one

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Ustadh katika mizunguko zunguko yake alikutana na m'mke mrembo sana. Yule ustadh alishindwa kustahmili, ikabidi amwite na kumuambia:-

"Wewe binti hakika Allah kakupa kila kitu isipokuwa kitu kimoja tu!".

Binti akastuka, akauliza kwa mshangao na uoga mkubwa:-
"Ni kitu gani hicho!"

Ustadh akamjibu: "NAMBA YANGU YA SIMU! WALLAHI HUNA!

 

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Tinambuya

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Feb 22, 2013

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• Aug 15, 2013

• #2

hahahahahahaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaahahhahahahahahaha

 

morphine

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Jan 26, 2012

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• Aug 16, 2013

• #3

hahaha hiyo voko tamu sana

 

murugalama

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• Aug 16, 2013

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Kutaja sifa za vitu, kitu, watu uonesha uwezo wa muumba, ustadh amefanya kile anachopaswa kufanya lkn hapo kwy namba ya simu ndio matatizo yanapoanzia

 

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aduwilly

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• Aug 16, 2013

• #5

atakuwa sheikh naniliu huyo ustadh

 

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NancyM

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• Aug 16, 2013

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Hahhaha na mm mbona nilikupa shehe ustadhii jumaaa

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stata mzuka

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Nov 25, 2012

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• Aug 17, 2013

• #7

NancyM said:

Hahhaha na mm mbona nilikupa shehe ustadhii jumaaa

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Na Mimi nipe basi.

 

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dy/dx

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Jul 26, 2011

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• Aug 17, 2013

• #8

hahaha ametisha...

 

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Deflakonary

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• #9

hahahahahahahahahah

 

hekimatele

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May 31, 2011

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• Aug 17, 2013

• #10

Mazungumzo baada ya habari yamekujia kutoka JF network, dunianiiiiiiiiiii.

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House Wife

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• Aug 17, 2013

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hekimatele said:

Mazungumzo baada ya habari yamekujia kutoka JF network, dunianiiiiiiiiiii.

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Nimeipenda zaid. hah ha ha

 

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TORN CHID

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Safi sana ustaadhi!!!! hapo binti akichukua namba yako mwambie akubip !!

 

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Harhombo

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• Aug 19, 2013

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Kama Mungu kampa kila kitu kwa nini namba apewe na binti.......majanga

 

Autorun

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• Aug 19, 2013

• #14

ustadh kachoma ubani vizur

 

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Jonas amani

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• #15

chezea uumbaji wa mungu ww

 

Utingo

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• Aug 19, 2013

• #16

kama binti angemwambia anayo...ustadh si angezimia akidhani binti ni jini?

 

mwanaupepo

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• Aug 19, 2013

• #17

Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....................

 

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Flammable

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• Aug 22, 2013

• #18

Nimeipenda

 

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Ammy Emmy

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• Aug 22, 2013

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Utingo said:

kama binti angemwambia anayo...ustadh si angezimia akidhani binti ni jini?

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haaa angeshtukaje wakat majin ndo wanayaabudu

 

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DR RICHARD

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• Aug 22, 2013

• #20

MH kilichobak hapo mi sijui asiogope ampe 2