Nimeamini Walevi ndo wanao-ongoza kwa akili hapa duniani...

[July Fourth]

Siku 1 Mlevi mmoja huko ughaibuni alimaindiwa sana na mkewe kwa kare katabia kake {mi mhaya} ka kulewa pombe na kuja amechelewa usiku, so wife akamwambia "leo ukichelewa sikufungulii mlango!!"
jamaa akasahau alichoambiwa na akarudi akiwa kachelewa..
Kufika mlangoni akajua akipiga hodi, atakuwa anapoteza muda, akilala nje, nuksi pia..
So akachekecha akili na akaamua kusema hivi huku akibisha hodi..
Mlevi : i have brought flowers for the beautiful lady...{mkewe alikuwa akipenda maua saaana}
Basi wife akafungua mlango na kusema,
MKe: where the heck r the flowers!?
Mlevi huku akiingia ndani "where's the beautiful lady???"lmao

 

[grafani11]

Toka hapa kila siku wahaya tu.

 

[July Fourth]

Toka hapa kila siku wahaya tu.

samahani mkuu...

 

[salito]

ah hahah hii nayo kali....

 

[July Fourth]

ah hahah hii nayo kali....

ni balaa