Nidhamu wakati wa kula!

[Jaguar]

(MTOTO);Baba hebu angali.... (BABA);Kimya wewe!,hutakiwi kuongewakati wa kula. (Baada ya kumaliza kula). (BABA):Enhee,ulikuwa unataka useme nini mwanangu? (MTOTO):Nilitaka nikwambie,"kwenye sahani yako kuna mende!"

 

[Autorun]

Ha ha ha ha....

 

[Pancras Suday]

Duh! kkwa hiyo dingi kala mende?

 

[Michael Bosco]

teh teh teh teh

 

[pasco loy]

Yewooo!

 

[Sangomwile]

Dingi imekula kwake.

 

[brightrich]

Dingi alileta dharau akala 'MENDE':sad:

 

[Ulimakafu]

teh teh teh.........

 

[Wingu]

Ngoja ajitie vidole ndo akome ila kwa wagumu kama sisi Fear factor imetusaidia

 

[mshanage]

:shock: Just a few minutes of patience... zingemuepushia fadhaa ya kubwia mende!! Lakini US marines wanasema, "If it stays down, then it's good for you" Kama hakutapika... he'll survive.

One bonus joke:
'Einstein climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord...
"God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

"Einstein asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Einstein asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

 

[HIMARS]

Tatizo utemi ila kama angemsikiliza asimgekula huyo mende

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[EXTERMINATOR]

dogo muongo tu hakukuwa na mende wala nini alitaka kuleta story zake za mchangani dingi kamzingua sasa anataka kumchanganya