The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out: "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write to us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing? Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!" The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..." "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!" "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion, a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother, and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside and... a lifetime membership to the Country Club .. an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on-board my new yacht in the Riviera , and ... "Now what was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!" ... Sniff, sniff "Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said " a Protestant ". Come here and give your old man a hug!" I had really missed you! Thanks to see you back alive!