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Ng'ombe na mwanawe

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Bujibuji, Nov 9, 2009.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    The daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years. Upon her return, her father cussed her out:

    "Where have you been all this time, you ingrate! Why didn't you write to us,
    not even a line to let us know how you were doing?
    Why didn't you call? You little tramp! Don't you know what you put your Mom through??!!"

    The girl, crying: "Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."

    "WHAT? Out of here, you shameless harlot, sinner, you're a disgrace to this family -

    I don't ever want to see you again!"

    "OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this fur coat and title to a mansion,

    a savings account certificate of $5 million for my little brother,
    and for you, Daddy, this gold Rolex, the spanking new BMW that's parked outside
    and... a lifetime membership to the Country Club .. an invitation for you all to spend
    New Years' Eve on-board my new yacht in the Riviera ,
    and ...

    "Now what was it you said you had become?" Girl, crying again: Sniff, sniff "A prostitute Dad!"
    ... Sniff, sniff
    "Oh! Gee - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought you said " a Protestant ".

    Come here and give your old man a hug!" I had really missed you!

    Thanks to see you back alive!

  2. Fredwash

    Fredwash JF-Expert Member

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    That was Bullshit....... well guess we do have kind of "Dadies" like this one here..... mmmmh hopeful not
  3. T

    The Infamous JF-Expert Member

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    dingi safi sana huyu, full kijiongeza
  4. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    ...we do!
    jirani yangu mmoja ni mwalimu, mwanae wa kwanza wa kike ni msichana, alikuwa cheche mbaya, alimfukuza nyumbani, mtoto katika kuuza kwake akampata buzi wakaenda naye SA, kufika SA yule jamaa na yeye akashindwa na tabia za demu, demu akaingia mtaani kuuuza! baada ya miaka kama mitano akarudi bongo, akamletea mdingi wake kamkebe....hasira zote zikapoa, dada kanunua nyumba mitaa flani, kapangisha halafu analisha familia na kazi yake hiyohiyo!! akirudi usiku wa manane anagonga mlango anafungua MAZA!!!!
    Pesa mwanaharamu!