News:ni misemo tuu ama ina ukweli???

News:ni misemo tuu ama ina ukweli???

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01. If a man steals your wife,there is no better revenge than to let him keep her-LEE MAJOR.
02. After marriage,husband and wife become two sides of a coin,they just cant face each other,but stil they stay togather-AL GORE.
03. By all means marry,if u get a good wife ,you will be happy,if u get a bad one,you will become a philosopher-SOCRATES.
04. Woman inspires us to get great things and prevent us from archieving them-MIKE TYSON.
05. The great question.....which i have not been able to answer is what does a woman want-GEORGE CLOONEY.
06. I had some words with my wife and she had paragraphs with me-BILL CLINTON.
07. Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.We take time to go to a restaurant ,two times a week, a little candlelight dinner,soft music and dancing,she goes on tuesday I go on friday-GEORGE W. BUSH.
08. There is a way of transfering funds,that is even faster than electronic banking.Is called marriage-MICHAEL JORDAN.
09. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once-KOBE BRYANT.
10. My wife and I lived happily for twenty years,then we met and married-ALEC BALDWIN
11. A good wife always forgives her husband when she is wrong-BARACK OBAMA.
12. Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy-TOMMY LEE.
 
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