News alert:confession!

GIRL:, Father forgive me for i have sinned"
PRIEST:,What have u done my child?
GIRL:,I called a man a son of a bitch"
PRIEST:,Why did you call him a son of a bitch?
GIRL:, "Because he touched my hand"
PRIEST:,Like this?(as he touched her hand)
GIRL:,"Yes father."
PRIEST:,That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
GIRL:,Then he touched my breast".
PRIEST:,Like this?.(as he touched her breast)
GIRL:,Yes father"
PRIEST:,That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
GIRL"Then he took off my clothes:father."
PRIEST:,"Like this?(as he took off her clothes)
GIRL:,Yes father"
PRIEST:,That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
GIRL:,Then he stuck his "you know what "into my you know where"
PRIEST:,"Like this?(as he stuck his "you know what "into her you know where"
)
GIRL:,"YES FATHER:,YEES FATHER:,YEEES FAAATHER!
PRIEST:,"(after a few minutes) That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch"
GIRL:, "But father he had AIDS!
PRIEST:, "SHIT! THAT'S SON OF A BITCH!!!

my take, "play well aids is real"

Padri alitaka kuwa na uhakika kwamba anaielewa vema dhambi iliyotendeka kabla ya kumuungamisha muumini wake.