new element added to periodic table! "a Girl"

Tangopori

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A new element added to PERIODIC TABLE :
Name: Girl
Symbol: Gl
Atomic weight: Don't even dare to ask.
Physical properties:
1. Boils at any temp & time,
2. Melts when handled with love and care,
3. very bitter when mishandled.
4, very passive in absense of shopping
Chemical properties:
1. Very reactive,
2. Highly unstable,
3. Possesses high affinity to gold, platinum, diamond, branded clothes and other expensive items.
Nature:
1. Money reducing agent.
2. Volatile when left alone.
3. posses several isotopes
Occurrence:
Mostly found in front of the mirrors.
methods of extraction:
1. using chicken chips.
 
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