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'Naomba uje unisukume'

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 12, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa flani alikuwa amelala na mkewe
    saa nane za usiku wakaamshwa na
    mtu akipiga hodi mlangoni kwao.
    Wakabishana nani afungue....hatimaye
    mume akaenda kufungua mlango
    akiwa na usingizi mwingi,akamkuta
    jirani yake mlevi mlangoni
    JAMAA:"Nini tena mkubwa mbona
    kuamshana saa hizi?"
    MLEVI:"Naomba uje unisukume"
    Jamaa akajua labda gari la huyu mlevi
    limenasa kwenye tope,akamwambia "subiri
    nivae viatu"
    Baada ya kuvaa viatu akatoka na
    kuanza kuandamana na mlevi.
    Mlevi akaongoza njia mpaka kwenye
    mabembea,akakaa kwenye bembea
    moja,akamgeukia yule jamaa na
    kumwambia "Okay nisukume"
     
  2. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa..
     
  3. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaa.. Kwel tone 1 tu,linakutoa nishai!
     
  4. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    we unadhani hapo nini kilitokea?
     
  5. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    mi ningemsukuma tu
     
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    mkupuo JF-Expert Member

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    mwanangu mimi ningemsukuma ila sharti iwe kwa nyuma!
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Makofi matatu tu yanatosha kutoa pombe zote, harudii tena
     
  8. TaiJike

    TaiJike JF-Expert Member

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    Lol.....
     
  9. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    angekuja kuniomba hasira zangu amzibue huyo mlevi
     
  10. Badu

    Badu JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu ningemrusha mitama mpaka akome kuringa
     
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