Nadhani hii itakuokoa . . . .!!

[Eiyer]

Hata mimi sina tatizo na wale walio olewa, hapa nazungumzia hao masharobaro ambao hawataki kazi ila wanataka hela.

Kwanza usharobaro ni ujinga tu,ukiona mtu ni sharo una uwalakini!

 

[Katavi]

Mkuu Eiyer umegusa penyewe, na ndio maana vijana wengine wenye akili wanaogopa kuoa.

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Bujiiiiiiiii! I'm watching you!

Am I a Tv?

 

[Eiyer]

Mkuu Eiyer umegusa penyewe, na ndio maana vijana wengine wenye akili wanaogopa kuoa.

Mkuu ni kukaza roho tu!

 

[grand-mal]

nina huzuni leo acha tu hata unipe mzinga gani sitaki

Pole dada Smile, siku hazifanani, huzuni si sehemu ya maisha yetu ya kila siku, Mungu atakusaidia, furaha itarudi.

 

[Varbo]

Watanzania wengi wekumbwa na hilo jini Mario! Mtu ana 26yrs Hana anachomiliki kwa jasho lake zaidi ya kuhongwa!

 

[Eiyer]

Watanzania wengi wekumbwa na hilo jini Mario! Mtu ana 26yrs Hana anachomiliki kwa jasho lake zaidi ya kuhongwa!

Daah!Hii ni laana mkuu!

 

[Kimbweka]

nina huzuni leo acha tu hata unipe mzinga gani sitaki

Kweli...?????:A S 39:

 

[sarikoki]

Nimecheka sana asiee........... mdogo wangu wa kike nimemsomesha mimi, nimemleta mjini mimi, hata kazi nilimuunganishia mimi hivyo hata mshahara wake naujua........... kuna siku nilimpigia simu kumjulia hali nikamuuliza kama week end anaweza kuja home........ akanijibu ''sitapata mda kaka naenda site Kigamboni''
Ni kadogo kangu ka mwisho kasichana kadogo sana lakini maisha yake na mshahara haviendani........
Kwa kweli hapa mjini kuna mambo sana.

 

[Smile]

Kweli...?????:A S 39:

kweli k!

 

[mwaJ]

Am I a Tv?

No, you are a comedian from Nigeria!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

No, you are a comedian from Nigeria!

Ticha may I go out?

 

[Ngalikihinja]

Hivi mtu anasema "natafuta jimama la kunilea" au "mwanaume kama huna hela usinisogelee",huyu si kahaba tu?

Tena ni kahaba wa kutupwa. Wapo wenye maneno ka hayo akina Evelyn Salt