Mzee wa kipemba

Fatma Bawazir

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Mzee mmoja wa kipemba alikuwa amevaa shuka yake alisafiri na jahazi akielekea pemba walipofika katikati ya bahari mara upepo mkali ulianza kuvuma mzee akaweka mikono yake kichwani kuzuia kofia yake mara shuka ikapanda mabegani kwa upepo huku chini akawa kama alivyo zaliwa (uchi) jamaa mmoja akamwambia sasa mzee si uzuie hiyo shuka hukuchini, mzee akajibu hii kofia ni mpya nimenunua juzi tu lakini hizi mali za chini nna miaka sabini nnazo wala hazitachukuliwa na upepo

 

Globu

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Imekaa vizuri. Teh teh teh.

 

N-handsome

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Shauriro wenyewe wakali amiii

 

Katavi

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He he heeeeh!!!

 

Susy

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hahahaaaaaaaa wapemba wanamambo lol

 

egbert44

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huyo alitaka kuwatisha tu, popobawa nn?

 

Mshume Kiyate

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Ahaahaha imetulia

 

Vinci

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hahahahaha...kweli hii imekaa poa

 

lwampel

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Watake radhi wapemba weye kijana.

 

Manyanza

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hahaaa haaaaa, mpaka naona aibu...

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Shine

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Hahahaaaa!

 

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hii kali..

 

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Tetetetete

 

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bitimkongwe

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Mzee wala hakukosea. Mfano mwanamme anataka kuvuka kwenye mto na kuna mwanamke anaoga (labda ameona nguo zimewekwa kama ishara).

Basi hutakiwa kusema 'hodi wenyewe', na mwanamke hujibu 'e pita wee si utaona ganda tu ndizi wala wenyewe'.

 

Ze burner

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la haulah!!!

 

mikatabafeki

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ha haaa haaa.............huh,imetulia

 

Yo Yo

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Yakhe!

 

Gurta

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bitimkongwe said:

Mzee wala hakukosea. Mfano mwanamme anataka kuvuka kwenye mto na kuna mwanamke anaoga (labda ameona nguo zimewekwa kama ishara).
Basi hutakiwa kusema 'hodi wenyewe', na mwanamke hujibu 'e pita wee si utaona ganda tu ndizi wala wenyewe'.

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Watania weye, eti?

 

Mitchell

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taaribu weye