My Saturday rant

[Nyani Ngabu]

What up!

So here we go.

I think I have paruresis.

Paruresis is also called the shy bladder syndrome.

I cannot pee in the presence of other dudes.

Like in restaurants or stadiums where they have urinal troughs or urinal bowls, I always get very uncomfortable when I feel the need to go take the number one.

Unless I really have to go, otherwise I’ll hold it until I get home or somewhere else where there’s a little bit more privacy.

Peeing while standing next to other dudes gives me major creeps.

I always get these thoughts that the guy next to me is peeking at my junk. Hahaa. Weird but true.

Any others who are paruretics in here?

 

[Chrismoris]

They're

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

They're

Say what?

 

[Chrismoris]

Say what?

Niggas suffering from pururesis are in here.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Niggas suffering from pururesis are in here.

What about niggettes?

 

[Richard]

What up!

So here we go.

I think I have paruresis.

Paruresis is also called the shy bladder syndrome.

I cannot pee in the presence of other dudes.

Like in restaurants or stadiums where they have urinal troughs or urinal bowls, I always get very uncomfortable when I feel the need to go take the number one.

Unless I really have to go, otherwise I’ll hold it until I get home or somewhere else where there’s a little bit more privacy.

Peeing while standing next to other dudes gives me major creeps.

I always get these thoughts that the guy next to me is peeking at my junk. Hahaa. Weird but true.

Any others who are paruretics in here?

If that's the case then its called phobia in which the sufferer is unable to urinate in an imaginary presence of others.

So its phobia, which could be dealt with easily by just simple counselling.

The easiest way to avoid this embarrassment is to pretend as if you are going for number two in the cubicle but you actually going for number one.

 

[Benny]

Unless I really have to go, otherwise I’ll hold it until I get home or somewhere else where there’s a little bit more privacy.

I'm not a doctor....But i think this isn't well appropiate for your health.

 

[Chrismoris]

What about niggettes?

Niggettes have been suffering from this problem since time immemorial.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

If that's the case then its called phobia in which the sufferer is unable to urinate in an imaginary presence of others.

So its phobia, which could be dealt with easily by just simple counselling.

The easiest way to avoid this embarrassment is to pretend as if you are going for number two in the cubicle but you actually going for number one.

No.

It’s called paruresis.

SHY BLADDER SYNDROME (PARURESIS) | National Social Anxiety Center

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Niggettes have been suffering from this problem since time immemorial.

I never knew...

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

I'm not a doctor....But i think this isn't well appropiate for your health.

Oh yeah? What makes you think so?

 

[Richard]

No.

It’s called paruresis.

SHY BLADDER SYNDROME (PARURESIS) | National Social Anxiety Center

Its true, I meant that paruresis is a phobia or disorder which can be dealt with through some kind of therapy.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Its true, I meant that paruresis is a phobia or disorder which can be dealt with through some kind of therapy.

Oh ok. Maybe...

 

[Loftins]

😂😂😂😂 I can only tell you this words "YOU WERE A WOMAN BEFORE YOU BECAME A MEN"

 

[Remmy Ngimba]

I am l well

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[mkorinto]

This happen to me during long journey.

When we was to stop for shot call,it allmost impossible for me.

 

[logframe]

Ha ha ha haaa
Never knew on this before ., i do witness for uncircumcised baboons.

 

[Bombabomba]

Nyani Ngabu, you not seen nowadays, where are u! Especially in politics forum

 

[Mare man]

Nyani Ngabu, you not seen nowadays, where are u! Especially in politics forum

Toka kibonde amefariki hajaonekana humu

 

[Bombabomba]

Toka kibonde amefariki hajaonekana humu

So huenda ndiye??